"Wow, her breasts block all cellphone reception."

Later that evening

"No, we already know her breasts block cellphone reception; we're currently trying to figure out if something else blocks cellphone recption."

http://channels.netscape.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0002/20060104/1235482036.htm&ewp=ewp_news_0106jesus_debate

Ya know... I have issues with ANY court pulling this shit with ANY religion!

So, I'm spending alot of time hanging with one of my buds who's goin through some shit. Don't mind that at all; its what friends are for and he needs us right now ( Read more... )

The Rules: The first player of this game starts with the topic of "5 Guilty Pleasures" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about 5 Guilty Pleasures as well as state this rule clearly. In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names ( Read more... )

So I realized once again today that I shouldn't be allowed to select the women i persue. No one from LJ although some of you may know who she is called me today and then got pissy with me after I made a comment which she decided she wanted to add an alternate meaning to and got pissed for the alternate meaning. *shakes his head* So its either swear ( Read more... )

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http://www.newsnet5.com/family/5996456/detail.html

This is just too amusing. Thank you Wyrdone for pointing this out in your LJ.

Time to go to sleep. Have to work early in the morning tomorrow (8am) although I don't see myself falling right to sleep. Hopefully sleep will drive certain thoughts from my head...

*sighs*

Words can not be said to describe what I think, feel, want, etc...

I won't put thoughts up here....many already know why I'm in the mood i'm in today. If you don't and truly feel a need to know...reach me and I shall clarify; however I've not been on here today for a reason...

Love You
Miss You

Kermit

Grabed from many different people.

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.