Yes, thank you, John
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
I'd say rough, but I haven't really tried the other so much...
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Girls, guys, both, neither. As long as you can do it, I'm not picky.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
There're no limits to how often!
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Basically, yeah.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Not all the time, but mostly, yeah.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
Used to be 24-7. But that era is over its only 24-2 now I'm a changed and committed man. Or working on it, at least.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Euphoric. But not quite the same as with my guy.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
Who the hell counts? Once you clock up over a hundred there's no need.
9. What's your favorite position?
Oh. This one's tough.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
It's always more fun if it's somewhere you shouldn't have it. Y/y?
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Both.... But then possibly more the fucking...
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Nope. Who needs porn if you're already having sex?
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
So-so. It'd be less time if I wasn't a sucker for teasing people.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Don't really care. As long as by the end we've both gotten off
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Ohh yeah. Definitely
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Not too much.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Loud, so I can hear them beg for more
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
As long as there's a bit of substance, you know?
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
20 I got started late. (And John thought he was old)
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
1, so far. Boy this is hard. I think we monogamous people deserve a medal.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Stripping. Slowly.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Haven't needed to for a while now.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
Oh if you asked me this a year ago... Only one guy for me nowdays.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Heaven, my dear people, heaven.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Which to choose... which to chooose... Might have been that particularly good night with Liam... Or there were a couple of good ones at formal occassions... Oh fond memories. Too many to choose any single one.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
If I say I'm living it out every time I see Liam will I sound like a sap? (But more importantly, do I get kudos?)
27. Have you ever done porn?
Nope.
28. Have you ever have sex for money?
Been offered often enough. But no.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Like I need to
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
When you're with someone you actually give a damn about? Nope.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Uh... fuck, oh God, gorgeous, hot, sexy?
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
I'm king of the hill. Love to top.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
A couple? 2? Depends, I guess.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
After the sex, yeah. I mean no! Not at all! I'm too wonderful to need to worry!
35. Could you live without sex?
You're even asking this question?
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Never. Boring isn't the word I'd use for bad sex.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Until there's no way anyone involved is able to do any more
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Prefer to receive than give, but.... I guess?
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
You might as well get on your knees now
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
Nope.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Keep counting. I'll tell you when to stop
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Inter-anything, I am!
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Yeeaah, but a quick, half assed mind wipe gets rid of that moment for all
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
All the time. Knock before you step into my office. Ok?
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Nope. (I was never at school anyway but still nope.)
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Sex? Not consider ? You're joking, right?
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Don't do drugs, never will. ie NO.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
You can have plenty of fun in public. It's sometimes sexier, even.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Weaponry. And tight leather outfits.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallowing's just easier. Less faffing about.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
More than you probablu would in a lifetime
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Nope. I like to see people's reactions.
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
It's not like he wasn't down someones throat at the time
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Actually... no... Maybe that's why he never tells me when he meets someone!
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
With water rolling down Liam's skin, whole place hot and steamy..? Oh yeah. One minute. I need to pop off somewhere and see someone.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Not sure. I was probably drunk at all the best places.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
18 years with a couple of one nighters.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Pfft. Definitely. Right? I mean, how could I not be?
59. Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
Age isn't going to stop me.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
When one particular lady turned out to have a hologram to make out she was a lot younger than she let on. A lot.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
Under 18 and you'd better stay away from me. I've got an 18 stamp and everything. I might push it for 17, but still, I'm not good for anything younger.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Well, depends in where.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Oh boy. Water. >_>' I don't do water.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Well... A pool table in a bar once.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Bit of everything!
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Nope. Which is why I've given up on the answering machine. Too many distressed ladies coming to me for... things
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
This has a 'lie' option, right? Right? Good. Then no.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
Noooo way
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Either way, really.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
It doesn't really matter as long as there's something, right?
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Not really on the receiving end, but... you could say that
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
If you want pity, you're talking to the wrong guy
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Yeaah, but they're not around anymore. So no one can hog him.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
No idea. Liam, I guess. It always comes down to him
I'd say rough, but I haven't really tried the other so much...
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Girls, guys, both, neither. As long as you can do it, I'm not picky.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
There're no limits to how often!
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Basically, yeah.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Not all the time, but mostly, yeah.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
Used to be 24-7. But that era is over its only 24-2 now I'm a changed and committed man. Or working on it, at least.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Euphoric. But not quite the same as with my guy.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
Who the hell counts? Once you clock up over a hundred there's no need.
9. What's your favorite position?
Oh. This one's tough.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
It's always more fun if it's somewhere you shouldn't have it. Y/y?
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Both.... But then possibly more the fucking...
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Nope. Who needs porn if you're already having sex?
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
So-so. It'd be less time if I wasn't a sucker for teasing people.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Don't really care. As long as by the end we've both gotten off
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Ohh yeah. Definitely
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Not too much.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Loud, so I can hear them beg for more
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
As long as there's a bit of substance, you know?
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
20 I got started late. (And John thought he was old)
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
1, so far. Boy this is hard. I think we monogamous people deserve a medal.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Stripping. Slowly.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Haven't needed to for a while now.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
Oh if you asked me this a year ago... Only one guy for me nowdays.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Heaven, my dear people, heaven.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Which to choose... which to chooose... Might have been that particularly good night with Liam... Or there were a couple of good ones at formal occassions... Oh fond memories. Too many to choose any single one.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
If I say I'm living it out every time I see Liam will I sound like a sap? (But more importantly, do I get kudos?)
27. Have you ever done porn?
Nope.
28. Have you ever have sex for money?
Been offered often enough. But no.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Like I need to
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
When you're with someone you actually give a damn about? Nope.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Uh... fuck, oh God, gorgeous, hot, sexy?
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
I'm king of the hill. Love to top.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
A couple? 2? Depends, I guess.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
After the sex, yeah. I mean no! Not at all! I'm too wonderful to need to worry!
35. Could you live without sex?
You're even asking this question?
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Never. Boring isn't the word I'd use for bad sex.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Until there's no way anyone involved is able to do any more
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Prefer to receive than give, but.... I guess?
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
You might as well get on your knees now
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
Nope.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Keep counting. I'll tell you when to stop
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Inter-anything, I am!
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Yeeaah, but a quick, half assed mind wipe gets rid of that moment for all
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
All the time. Knock before you step into my office. Ok?
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Nope. (I was never at school anyway but still nope.)
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Sex? Not consider ? You're joking, right?
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Don't do drugs, never will. ie NO.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
You can have plenty of fun in public. It's sometimes sexier, even.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Weaponry. And tight leather outfits.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallowing's just easier. Less faffing about.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
More than you probablu would in a lifetime
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Nope. I like to see people's reactions.
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
It's not like he wasn't down someones throat at the time
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Actually... no... Maybe that's why he never tells me when he meets someone!
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
With water rolling down Liam's skin, whole place hot and steamy..? Oh yeah. One minute. I need to pop off somewhere and see someone.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Not sure. I was probably drunk at all the best places.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
18 years with a couple of one nighters.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Pfft. Definitely. Right? I mean, how could I not be?
59. Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
Age isn't going to stop me.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
When one particular lady turned out to have a hologram to make out she was a lot younger than she let on. A lot.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
Under 18 and you'd better stay away from me. I've got an 18 stamp and everything. I might push it for 17, but still, I'm not good for anything younger.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Well, depends in where.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Oh boy. Water. >_>' I don't do water.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Well... A pool table in a bar once.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Bit of everything!
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Nope. Which is why I've given up on the answering machine. Too many distressed ladies coming to me for... things
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
This has a 'lie' option, right? Right? Good. Then no.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
Noooo way
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Either way, really.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
It doesn't really matter as long as there's something, right?
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Not really on the receiving end, but... you could say that
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
If you want pity, you're talking to the wrong guy
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Yeaah, but they're not around anymore. So no one can hog him.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
No idea. Liam, I guess. It always comes down to him