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[sable_mind]

As soon as they've pinned, J goes searching for appropriate telephone numbers. Somehow, he never thought to have the pizza guy on speed dial. He also lights up a cigarette while he's searching. You made him that stressed, Ryan, with your shoelessness.

"Ryan, get the phone."

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[boyking]

Ryan, amazingly, is still complaining even as they pin. "...isn't MY fault I don't have any shoes, I didn't tell the freakin' Nexus to be warm, it did that all on it's own..." But he obediently fetches the phone for J.

[sable_mind]

"Shoes don't heat you up, wear a thin t-shirt, just keep your shoes on." He grabs some pamphlets and sits down, shuffling through them, phone at the ready.

"Want anything unusual or just cheesy?"

[boyking]

"My feet get too hot." Ryan will drape himself over the back of J's chair, reading over his shoulder.

"I like olives. And peanut butter." In other words, unusual.

[sable_mind]

"Wear sandals, then."

J gives him a look and then tosses a menu at him. "Choose your own combination, then. 'Cause I'm going to stick with simple if that's unusual.."

[sable_mind]

J just sits there, directing his irritated stare at a wall behind Ryan. Then he looks at him and says matter-of-factly. "Told you so."

[boyking]

Ryan just moans and flops down onto the sofa, shutting his eyes and mumbling, "Just kill me, okay? Put me outta my misery."

[sable_mind]

"Go to the bathroom." He stands up, glancing at the mess. "I'll... I'll get Thesa."

[boyking]

Ryan gives another moan, then stumbles to the bathroom. Fortunately - or...unfortunately - he's already gotten rid of everything on the carpet, so he'll curl up in the bathtub and feel miserable for a bit.

[sable_mind]

J watches over his shoulder for a bit. "You know, if you want to take a look at what it's like, it's probably on tv."

[boyking]

Ryan pauses, then blinks up at J, confused. "You mean shopping?"

[sable_mind]

"I mean surfing. If you want to hear women whining about how their ass looks ugly in a dress... Then fine, I'll find that channel." No he won't. It's just a threat. But one of few he would never carry through.

[boyking]

Ryan looks absolutely horrified, holding the remote close, protectively. "Noooo, no, no, no, NO."