Quite possibly the best job ever....

[saboonceo]

So, yesterday, while I was being late for hell, I went next door to talk to my soccer coach about my skills or lack thereof

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[lion_rose]

Oh my sweet f00king god, that is amazing! Congratulations!!!!! Kick ass, girlie.

[offtheball]

kick ass, yes, but also be sure to kick some balls while you're at it, or else, what's the point?

aaaahahahahaha I love how ambiguous that is.