So, it is that time of Islamic year again, my friends. We are three days into the Holiest of Holy Months. Ramadhan is upon us once more
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Score for cheap prices! ...And an eternity of torture.
And I quote - Satan: Saddam, why do only make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend that I'm somebody else? Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is BIG and RED! Who the hell am I supposed to pretend you are? Liza Minelli?
hahah it was kinda funny after a while actually. Do you think it'd get funny if I did it to you? No, not likely. Food is so much more important than candy.
I wish you the best. I'll be waiting at every sundown with a bar of chocolate. Just for you. Figuratively speaking of course. figurative of what? I dunno...
Something about Lent doesn't lend itself to easy rememberance.
Don't worry about me, I fought temptation like the devil today. And when I say "like the devil"...I meant "like a Saint". Of course, that could only apply if Muslims believed in saints...but yeah, you get what i mean.
I eagerly await that figurative chocolate bar. I heard those don't taste the best.
Ramadan Mubarak to you too, sister Aleya: she who shares a similar faith to me. Eat Yoghurt before you start the fast. It keeps the thirst at bay...and stuff. The worst feeling is after to break your fast, and realise you've aten more than is healthy...and then you feel like shit all night long.
But anyways, Allah bless you throughout the month and throughout forever. Keep the faith, Aleya.
Wa Salaam, Uzair.
P.S- By Working in Hell, you just might be able to skip hell proper. Ill look into it.
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And I quote -
Satan: Saddam, why do only make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend that I'm somebody else?
Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is BIG and RED! Who the hell am I supposed to pretend you are? Liza Minelli?
DAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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"Mm good chocolate. Want some, Ange?...... no?...... oh......ok."
"Lent, Aleya"
"OH! *slaps forehead* Right. Sorry."
hahah it was kinda funny after a while actually. Do you think it'd get funny if I did it to you? No, not likely. Food is so much more important than candy.
I wish you the best. I'll be waiting at every sundown with a bar of chocolate. Just for you. Figuratively speaking of course. figurative of what? I dunno...
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Don't worry about me, I fought temptation like the devil today. And when I say "like the devil"...I meant "like a Saint". Of course, that could only apply if Muslims believed in saints...but yeah, you get what i mean.
I eagerly await that figurative chocolate bar. I heard those don't taste the best.
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Eat Yoghurt before you start the fast. It keeps the thirst at bay...and stuff.
The worst feeling is after to break your fast, and realise you've aten more than is healthy...and then you feel like shit all night long.
But anyways, Allah bless you throughout the month and throughout forever.
Keep the faith, Aleya.
Wa Salaam,
Uzair.
P.S- By Working in Hell, you just might be able to skip hell proper.
Ill look into it.
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LOL.
Keith.
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