Put me to bed, J. Holiday, oh please, put me to bed.

[saboonceo]

I have cramps today, and my uterus hurts. It's times like this that I wish I could just go around to every single male and cramp-less female in the world today, and administer to all a swift kick in the crotch. With a steel-toed boot

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[rice_puff]

Cramps are the worst. They get in the way of everything and make you immobile when you actually have things to do. Damn guys... I wish they'd get, I don't know, testicle pain whenever sperm is produced. (Although that's a little too frequent, lol)

Random note: I first read "The money situation" as "The monkey situation", and thought that having a monkey MUST be hellish.

[saboonceo]

I know! Damn guys. I *do* wish they had to go through something when it came to the reproductive organs...like, we bear the children, but they have to feed it or something. (Hahah, guys with boobs!)

In response to your random note: LOL...I kind of want a monkey now.

[offtheball]

Your love life is so not hellish.

[saboonceo]

Well, NOW it's not. But it definitely wasn't too great at the time...and seemed worse inasumch as I was dealing with stupid period cramps.

[offtheball]

It has been over a month. Post something!