Jimmy Tsui's Kung Fu School - Teaching: Seven Stars Praying Mantis

[sabotah]

about 2 months or so ago i noticed this small kungfu school in this dark alleyway in chinatown northbridge (1 street from where i live). i tried knocking on the door but noone was there, so i called the ph number on the sign and it went to an answering machine, and the message was some guy talking chinese. So... i left a message with my contact

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[moistywipe]

gg sab, gg

almost as good as the time you won that CSS round of gungame by knifing the guy and going "surprise, cockfag!"

Well, ok, maybe not as good, but still, good for you eh

[sabotah]

lol... that was classic - hmmm css... No! must finish this assignment.

[nezzle]

Man, that is all so awesome sab! :D

That kung-fu school sounds so authentic, heh
In an dark alley, all secretive and chinesie.

[sabotah]

yeah, i just wiki'd the style too:

"Seven Star Praying Mantis Boxing (Chinese: 七星螳螂拳; Pinyin: qī xīng tángláng quán). This style is the original form of praying mantis kung fu and is widespread in the Shandong Province and surrounding areas. Luo Guangyu (羅光玉) is famous for having passed down this style to Hong Kong and other parts of Southern China, where it is still practiced today. Seven Star is considered by many as the 'hardest' of the Praying Mantis styles, however it still utilizes soft-hard principles and is classified as a soft-hard style."

the original form, and hardest :O - going to be tricky considering I dont have much martial arts background, but they said it should be ok. I'll just keep at it.

[bron_ski]

Most people who join a martial art have never had experience in another one, and you will have the added bonus, that you wont have to untrain yourself. Like for example, a JuJitzu was to do Karate, there's some differences you would have to reteach yourself.

But it sounds pretty awesome, you won't know yourself once you get that martial art blood into you..............

dark alley, sounds a bit like Fightclub?

[aznlol]

Get fucked Sab, you're terrible

Just mixing it up a little, man I wish I'd done martial arts
I'm like the worst Asian ever... and I'm not that good at Starcraft either damnit

WHO AM I?

[sabotah]

hey im sure you can instinctively cook a mean stirfry and you would pwn me in a katana duel, not to mention you have that awesome ability to turn into asianbananaman! after drinking a beer.

anyhow, all this cool stuff i had planned to do.. and I get the flu :( so nothing has been done yet, including the assignment.

[mrcat_]

You're a cunt, thats what you are - fuckin' beat me to it! :|

[mrcat_]

Sounds like Perth has done a 360, gg.

[sabotah]

I never thought about moving back, I knew things would improve. Theres soo much here, but with less bogans. Just took a bit of time to get settled back in, and im sure you know the reasons for that.

Perth has always been perth, with all its diversity.

[mrcat_]

Jah jah, but things didn't improve on their own.

Diversity? You're sounding like something of a... Party Hunter :P

"Watch me drink this beer and throw shit at this bogan, he's goin' to get right pissed off! Fuckin' Allright!"

[sabotah]

...not sure what makes you think that