once upon a time i posted fic to this journal...

[saboteurist]

...and it was porn.

Title: The Only Thing That Matters
Author: saboteurist
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jonghyun/Onew
Summary: Bondage; PWP
A/N: for itachibana13, all your dreams are coming true. although this is kind of really bad and directly off my phone i mean it was just supposed to be textfic THIS WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE ON THE INTERNET WHY AM I POSTING THIS DIES I HAVEN'T

Comments

[saboteurist]

yes i know what was i thinking

[itachibana13]

go away no one likes you

[itachibana13]

[itachibana13]

i hope you realize that i am foaming at the mouth

and am like

throwing things

seriously

i threw shadow

[itachibana13]

I HOPE YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS AND HOW MUCH MY LIFE HAS BEEN COMPLETED

also it's kind of /not/ really bad and slightly amazing and much better reading it on a regular sized screen instead of the ancient sundial that my phone is.

i'm trying to find words for how much i am in love

and there just isn't any aside from me rolling around in a metaphorical meadow filled with flying jongdages

[saboteurist]

oh spits i didnt see this

im glad its ok, it just sort of happened ;___;

THIS SHOULD TOTALLY LET ME OFF THE HOOK FOR ANYTHING JONGDAGE RELATED IN THE FUTURE ALSO WRITE ME FIC OR FILL SOME THINGS ON CHATMEME SDLJKTESMTLM

[itachibana13]

these things should just happen much, much more often okay

LMAO FINE YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK OF JONGDAGE RELATED THINGS

I AM WRITING FIC OKAY I JUST POSTED SOMETHING