Is that a ferret in your pocket or...

[sabrarosa]

Are you just glad to see me?

Found on sf_drama...because we all need a good comedy break once in a while. Best quote of the story?
That confrontation makes the ferret a "special weapon" under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal.

OFFICER!  Arrest that man!  He dangerously wielded a ferret at me!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH

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I posted this in the sf_d post but it begs to be repeated

[crista]

Re: I posted this in the sf_d post but it begs to be repeated

[sabrarosa]

YAY!!!! You have ferret boobies!!!!

Re: I posted this in the sf_d post but it begs to be repeated

[sabrarosa]

Or is that booby ferrets?

Re: I posted this in the sf_d post but it begs to be repeated

[crista]

They are all boys so I'll say I have ferret boobies and a ferret scarf. We actually have another one but there was no damn way I was gonna be able to juggle all four of the wiggly bastards at once.

[txtriffidranch]

Boy, I guess Sylvester McCoy wasn't the only guy getting mileage out of shoving live ferrets down his trousers...