if one more person comes up to me and says "Of course Jackson got off, he's a celebrity!" or "I'm glad he got off, there's no way he was guilty" or "How about that Michael Jackson case?" I'm going to start bustin' skulls ( Read more... )

Is there anything worse than the most important person in the world needing you, and you not being able to help? I doubt it ( Read more... )

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Coworker A bitching every day about how Coworker B bitches every day.

I think I need to start a webcomic or something. This place is FULL of comedy.

This is me goofing off at work! HEHE!
Oh crap, here comes my boss!

I was going to take the test, see what I got, then take it again and tailor my responses, but answering properly gave me the result I wanted. I guess, sometimes, honesty is the best policy. Or it works out, at least. Go figure.


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I have the coolest, awesomest, beautiful..est?, girlfriend in the WORLD. Hotter than the heat of all the burning stars in the universe.

Your Seduction Style: The Natural


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The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles; coffee classes. Tall and small, Grande and medium, Venti and large, in a word, oppressor and oppressed. For too long, coffee has been controlled by an all-too-capitalistic and consumer based society, one supporting of higher profits over quality and taste ( Read more... )