I say bad things about it sometimes, and I know it hears me. After awhile, it started trying to drive off the road, presumably to kill itself (and me along with it). I realized that it was taking what I said about it to heart, not understanding that it was my poor attempt at affectionate banter. The car, ill-equipped to respond, decided to take ( Read more... )

Okay, so I was at one of the Half-Priced Books around here (I won't say which one, mostly because it doesn't really matter...). As usual, my first stop inside the store is the old record selection they have. Records... you know...vinyl? Those big black CD-like things that are bigger than CDs? God you people suck ( Read more... )

See? This is what happens. I do an entry-thingy a day, and I run out of stuff to say. And it didn't take me very long, did it? How inadequate I'm now feeling.
Oh well. What else is new, right?

Oh..and how fucking awesome is Family Guy?

Please answer all quetsions in the alloted time limit. Each question is worth fifty (50) points, for a total of one hundred (100) points. Grading is consistent with that provided in the sillybus ( Read more... )

Socks are one of the most amazing inventions to come out of the collective, evolving group we call mankind. They keep your feet from getting too dirty. When used in conjunction with slippers, they can probably keep your feet warm through a Siberian winter. They come in several types as well, for those of us that need choice in our lives. You ( Read more... )

I think I've run out of things to say

Yeah..don't you know I don't have shit to do? What the hell else am I supposed to do ( Read more... )

Yep.. so.. here is some text.. and.. I guess it's, like, my inner thoughts, and shit. So ( Read more... )