Comments | sabrebelle: my sexy limp

sabrebelle

my sexy limp

Aug 12, 2006 01:36

When one -- me, for instance -- is having difficulty walking due to failing muscles after the first two days of hard training, one should always wear an exceedingly low-cut top. The boys will be mesmerized by your passing cleavage, and barely notice the awkward gait. Or something ( Read more... )

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relique August 13 2006, 16:13:59 UTC

but what happens when you fall down, and all the mesmerized boys see your boobs fall out???

sabrebelle August 13 2006, 17:23:16 UTC

1) make sure it's only an illusion that they could fall out at any moment.

2) will. power. If I made it through two hours of practice without falling down, it's not going to happen on the streets of NYC. :)

relique August 13 2006, 19:41:37 UTC

my muscles rarely get to that point, because my joints give out long before that.

So.... when i have trouble walking, i don't have the option to stay up the next day. I will fall down, it's just a matter of how embarassing it'll be.

Once, I fell down right as I was about to cross Elm across from Cutter/Z. I'm just happy I didn't fall in the MIDDLE of the street.

Also good was my second time on the Smith campus ever, falling twice in the same pool, once when fencing Brian Bower, once when fencing Tim Morehouse.