Her eyes were two different colors. That's why she was the most popular girl in school. Ever since kindergarden, whenever anyone would ask what was wrong with her eyes, she'd say, "God couldn't decide which color looked prettiest on me, so he gave me both kinds-- and that's prettiest of all ( Read more... )

I am amused by this "alternate" Valentine's Day card.


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"You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You're chicken. You've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact." People DO fall in love. People DO belong to each other. Because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness. You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified ( Read more... )

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Every once in a while, when life gets you down, it's important to put on a pale purple, shimmery dress, stand in front of a bunch of images that haunt you, listen to music that captivates you, and just smile whimsically into a camera flash ( Read more... )

1. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.

2. I will then tell you what song reminds me of you.

3. Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity, animated or otherwise.

4. Last, I will try to name a single word that best describes you.

Part 3 ( Read more... )

I want to make a collection of you.

I want this:

(required)
- A PICTURE OF YOU
- AGE
- HOMETOWN
- JOB/EDUCATION

(optional)
- A PICTURE OF THE PERSON YOU LOVE MOST
- FAVE MOVIE
- FAVE BOOK
- WHAT I MOST LIKELY DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU

I've decided that I am only making New Years' Resolutions that I can keep ( Read more... )