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[sabty]

So, earlier this afternoon at about noon I was taking a shower and I was shaving my legs. Now this is usually a very careful, precise, and highly time consuming activity for me. I love perfectly smooth legs. Well, I happened to be in a bit of a rush while doing it this morning and I shaved about 4 layers of skin off. I don't know what the hell I

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[filupismyfriend]

AND THERE SHE IS, RIGHT IN THE STANDS. CAN WE GET A SHOT OF MOTHER FUCKA UP THERE? I think you need a kiss on the forehead. Don't worry, you'll get one soon. I'll pin you down and smother you with them if I have too.

[aourai]

This will hurt like HELL but it stops bleeding fairly well.

freshly chopped garlic
a bit of banana
a paper towel or piece of cloth
medical tape

mash up the banana with the garlic, spread it on the cloth or towel, tape it in place. After an hour, take it off, and clean the area well. Then take some triple antibacterial ointment and slather the cut (this will seal it off so the good that was done won't be undone by infection during your day to day). Put a bandaid over it (one of those big ones so it's really well covered)

The acids from the garlic will pull the magical repairo blood cells to the place of cut. The banana keeps the garlic in salve form, as well as decreasing the possibility of scarring.