Post anonymously, say anything. How much you hate me, how much you love me,
how much you can't stand me, how much more you want to spend time/talk with
me. How ugly I am. Whatever. Be brutally honest. Post this in your
livejournal to find out what people think about you.

We just got back from watching Constantine for free and two days before its national release!!! Yay!!! It was good. Not great, but not shitty. I also found out that I'll be seeing Vanessa Carlton in March or April for free, and Dane Cook is so still on the menu!!! Yeah!! Can't wait.

( I like to get drunk and hump things. )

He'll give me his favorite sweatshirt ( Read more... )

I miss my boyfriend. Its been like 2 days. What the hell? What's gonna happen during the summer. This is the longest relationship I've ever had. And its the only relationship I've had in 6 1/2 years. Jesus Christ ( Read more... )

Dear SuperShaft,
You confuse me. Please stop saying things and then doing the opposite. For example, don't tell me that you aren't gonna call me, and we won't talk until Friday when you see me. And then call me at 2:48 am while I'm sleeping. I don't understand. Do you want to talk to me or not? kthanxbye
Love, AssBurglar.

Do it bitches you know you so totally want to.

http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1107919926wsq

Dear SuperShaft,
You stole my chapstick. Please return it immediately. Thank you.
Love, Assburglar.

P.S. I think Nikki hates me.

A girl who is totally in love with her boyfriend asked him if he thinks she’s pretty and he says no ( Read more... )

Ask five questions!!!!!!

Any five!!!!!

No matter how personal, private, or random!!!!!!!!!

I have to answer them honestly.
I have to answer them all.

In turn, you post this message in your own journal
& you have to answer the questions that are asked to you.

Tell her you think she’s AMAZING. Tell her why you think she’s so amazing. Play with her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Snuggle, Hold her hand, and lightly KISS her. Hold her hand and walk. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Tell her she looks BEAUTIFUL. Introduce her to your friends as "The most amazing girl I know''. Sit in the ( Read more... )