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Derek says: (3:01:44 PM)
Well you're dad told my mom one night a long time ago and then later on that night we were playing cards with granny and my mom went "derek you never told me that sabrina was a lesbian and that she's getting married!" and granny said "sabrina is a lesbian and she's getting married?!" and i said "gee mom i wonder why i never told you

Agent Orange  says: (3:02:10 PM)
HAHAHAHAHA...I just died laughing. What happened after that???
Derek says: (3:02:17 PM)
silence
Derek says: (3:02:31 PM)
awkward awkward silence
Derek says: (3:02:58 PM)
but you're her grand daughter and she loves you
Derek says: (3:03:33 PM)
she doesn't "agree" with it but she loves you
Agent Orange  says: (3:03:55 PM)
omg, I can't breath I'm laughing so hard. That's the BEST way granny could have found out. Was my dad there??
Derek says: (3:04:10 PM)
no everyone else had gone home
Agent Orange  says: (3:04:53 PM)
well thank god for small miracles because he would have killed your mother. *wipes tears from eyes* man, that is the best
Derek says: (3:05:08 PM)
It was pretty classic
Derek says: (3:05:29 PM)
The icing on the cake is that now i have something else that i can hold against her for the rest of her life
Agent Orange  says: (3:07:09 PM)
that's great. Me too! I'm not mad at all but I can pretend to be. I wonder if she'll get us a giant wedding present now to make up for it. You know, ruining my life and all
Derek says: (3:07:57 PM)
I can organize a nice little guilt trip for her if you like
Agent Orange  says: (3:08:21 PM)
Yah, get on that. Now I'm too ashamed to look my grandmother in the eye and stuff like that.
Derek says: (3:08:43 PM)
I'll call her right now!