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...Sweet hopping Moses on a pogo stick eating crispy Christ crackers!
The new guidance counselor is really cute. Really REALLY cute! Like, pretty-oh-my-god-is-that-even-humanly-possible kind of cute!
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This warrants an investigation! With... following and investigating and taking photos and stuff! He might be an evil tempty thing from the planet Zog or something bent on stealing people's life energy!
...Also, Haruka says the funniest stuff. I wonder what a hopping Moses is? And crispy Christ crackers?