Who Is The Diva
Title: Who Is The Diva
Pairing: Junhyung/Hyunseung, Doojoon/Yoseob, Dongwoon/Kikwang, but not much so OT6 fits better. ;D
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kikwang popped the question, and now, watching as these bunch fights for the title of 'DIVA'.
Author Notes: It's kinda crack. Don't ask. >.>
It was a peaceful day at the Beast dorm, all six of the members were being particularly lazy as they scattered across the living room. Not such a big deal, after all, it was rare that they got a whole day free after days and days, weeks after weeks of promoting their newest album 'Lights Go On Again'. Junhyung flipped the channels on the television again and again, ignoring the protests that came out from the other members when they saw their own favorite program.
"Yah! Yong Junhyung! I wanted to watch that soccer match, damn it!"
"Junniiiieeeeee! IU is on that music show just now!!"
"Junhyung-hyung! Go back!! I saw Narsha-noona!!"
"YAH! Shut up! Can't you see that I'm busying flipping the channels?!"
Four of the members started bickering over the television shows, no, scrap that, more like two were whining like kids while the other two shouted at each other just because they can. Hyunseung glanced up from his book, staring as the scene slowly unfold before his eyes. Doojoon tackled their rapper and tried to pin him down, only to have Junhyung fighting back until the two were rolling across the wooden floor in a childish squabble. The two maknaes' eyes glinted when they saw the abandoned remote control, hands reaching out to grab it. Both of them grabbed the remote at the same time, both wanting to see their idols on the television screen.
Yoseob pouted, staring at Dongwoon with large puppy eyes and aegyo leaking out of him, floating around him as he tried to make Dongwoon give in. Obviously, it doesn't worked. In fact, Dongwoon gave the exact same face back to Yoseob, sparkling eyes that practically screamed 'hyunggggggg~' in a very pitiful tone, his bottom lip sticking out in a pout. It turned into a contest of aegyo, a really sickening one, Hyunseung would had concluded, as neither of them refused to back down, fighting over a stupid remote.
Hyunseung sighed and closed his eyes, rubbing his temples with a frown marring his face. Shutting his book and without opening his eyes, he tossed the book at the two maknaes' direction. The book hit Dongwoon on the head, causing the real maknae to groan in pain while Yoseob laughed at his misfortune, that was, until the book bounced off Dongwoon and hit him on his head. Luckily for the two, Hyunseung was reading a soft-covered book instead of his usual hard-covered ones, so it didn't caused that much damage. Yoseob let out a annoying whine, forgetting about the remote which flew out from their grasp when they were hit, but Hyunseung ignored them, pretending that nothing had happened.
The remote that brought so much trouble landed on Kikwang's face, causing him to curl up into a ball as he rubbed his aching face. Hyunseung face-palmed himself for his stupidity, how dumb could he get, thinking that throwing a book could shut all of them up? Instead, it had the opposite effect, the visual maknae, mental maknae and the real maknae were all protesting about Hyunseung being violent to them. Doojoon and Junhyung were still fighting, Doojoon holding the rapper against the floor only to have the feisty male tugging really hard on his hair, trying to force the other get off him. Hyunseung rolled his eyes, violence? Him? They had got to be kidding, Junhyung was so much more violent than him.
"Seriously, shut up, all of you."
Dongwoon pouted, and so did Yoseob, both of them pulling the puppy-eyes trick on Hyunseung. Hell naw, they would been incredibly stupid if they think Hyunseung will fall for that trick. He merely grabbed his book again, flipping to the page where he stopped and continued reading, ignoring everything around him. Once Kikwang had gotten over his shock of being hit in the face with a remote, he grinned, realizing that he had the remote under his control. He began to change the channels, earning two dagger glares being shot his way, not that he realized it.
The first channel that he flipped to was a music show, and Super Junior was on it. Well, mainly Heechul because it was his part in the song. Kikwang didn't waste a second as he changed the channel again, and he saw SHINee doing a interview, Jonghyun going on about how Key was being such a narcissistic diva only to receive a hard kick to the shin and insults of being short. Again. Kikwang paused, tilting his head as a light-bulb lit up above his head, before he spoke with so much innocence that even a puppy would seemed evil in his presence compared to him, and that was saying something.
"I wonder who is the diva in Beast~?"
Four pairs of eyes turned towards him, everyone except for Hyunseung because he couldn't be bothered, each of them staring at him with blank eyes as they pondered. Thanks to Kikwang, all Hell broke loose. Doojoon climbed off Junhyung, sitting down properly as he smirked arrogantly at everyone else.
"Of course it's me."
Junhyung snorted, pretty loudly to be exact, pushing himself up as he leaned against the wall. Everyone else gasped at his daring move, and by everyone, it doesn't include Hyunseung because Hyunseung isn't just anyone, and he doesn't really care about anything beside reading his book right now. Doojoon glared at the rapper with accusing eyes, folding his arms as his eyes narrowed further.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing~"
"You're itching for a fight, aren't you?"
"Bring it on!"
Doojoon didn't need any other word before he pounced onto the younger male, and they began wrestling on the floor. Doojoon grabbed Junhyung by the shoulder, and Junhyung being the cheating bastard that he always was, he tugged at Doojoon's hair, causing the leader to let out a ear-piercing screech. The other members just sighed, next time, these two shouldn't be alone, never. All they do is fight. The three maknaes sat down cross-legged as they watched their hyungs rolling about, taunts and insults flying out every few seconds as they clawed at each other, even so, they were smart enough to avoid the face area.
Hyunseung looked up from his book, before shaking his head and went back to reading. 'They really should find a better way of communicating, those idiots...' Despite being the second oldest, he did nothing to stop the fight. In fact, he never did, it was too bothersome after all. The three maknaes just watched in silence, before Dongwoon perked up and grinned.
"If Doojoon-hyung can't be the diva, can I be it?"
"Wait! Who says I can't be the diva?!"
"A leader can't be the diva, you moron."
"Yes I can! I'm totally diva material!"
"Yeah, and I'm not addicted to coke."
Junhyung just gave the leader a flat stare, ignoring the fact that his hand was still tangled in Doojoon's hair and still pulling at it quite harshly. Doojoon refused to accept Junyhung's reason, frowning so hard that wrinkles was starting to form. Rolling his eyes back, he summoned up all his strength and pushed the leader off, snickering when Doojoon landed on the floor with a thud and a few loud whines. Dongwoon didn't bother, still focusing on one question as he repeated it again and again.
"Then can I be the diva? Can I? Please? Pleaseeee?"
"NO. You're the maknae, you can't be a diva."
"But Junhyung-hyung!! That's not fair!!"
"You want fair? FINE."
With an irritated growl, he stormed to their shared bedroom and grabbed the small whiteboard and a marker, returning to the small ring of members. He threw the whiteboard down, glaring at everyone of them, as usual, the exception is Hyunseung, but mainly he was glaring at Doojoon and Dongwoon for being so stupid. Dongwoon flinched and pouted at the glare, but Doojoon merely glared back, he's the eldest after all. Yoseob and Kikwang shifted closer to the whiteboard, before staring at Junhyung with a confused look plastered onto their innocent faces. Junhyung began to explain.
"We'll write down the qualities of a diva, and then we'll see who fits the most among us, okay?"
They stared at each other, before nodding. It sounded like a good plan. It took them two freaking long hours before they finished writing down the so-called qualities by watching Heechul, Key and Jaejoong's behaviour very closely. Hyunseung still wasn't included in that circle, but instead, he had began to read a second book. A hard-covered book this time. Junhyung sighed and laid on his back, muttering along the lines of 'It's finally done for goodness sake' or something like that. Kikwang took up the whiteboard, reading outloud the first criteria that a diva needed.
"So... A diva needs to be pretty!"
"That's me! I'm totally pretty!"
At Dongwoon's loud outburst, everyone, including Hyunseung this time, turned and stared at him with a 'are you kidding' look. Well, seemed like the maknae really wanted the diva position, a lot. They stared at each other for a moment before bursting into laughter, Yoseob rolling on the floor clutching his aching stomach, Kikwang kicking his legs up in the air as tears leaked out from his eyes, Junhyung throwing his head back as he howled in laughter, Doojoon having his usual smirk as he pat the maknae on the back while he tried to stop the chuckles from his throat and Hyunseung was hiding his giggles behind his book. THe maknae, however, didn't find it funny at all. He pouted as he folded his arms, sulking like a llittle child.
The five hyungs paused in their laughing fit, feeling bad for teasing the maknae. Kikwang crawled over to Dongwoon and gave the younger a hug, kissing him on the forehead lovingly before ruffling his hair. Junhyung was still snickering but a smack from Hyunseung made him shut up. Dongwoon continued to pout, but he seemed to have calm down with the lovable Kikwang in his laps. Yoseob took a deep breath before he took the marker for himself and spoke.
"Yah, don't be sad, Woonie. You're pretty, really, but everybody knows that Hyunseungie is the prettiest."
Hyunseung frowned at the flowery compliment, but everyone agreed, even Dongwoon, as they nodded their heads. Nobody can deny Hyunseung's pretty face. Perfect milky skin, big doe eyes, pouty lips, no wonder the title of pretty boy goes to him instead of Dongwoon. With everyone's agreement, almost everyone cause Hyunseung still firmly insisted that he isn't pretty, Yoseob wrote on the whiteboard with a big font that said 'Hyunseung, 1 Point'. Going onto the second trait, Kikwang announced it pretty loudly.
"Okay, so, a diva needs to have good fashion sense."
"M---"
"Lady Gaga's style is not very good, Woonie."
Dongwoon pouted at being shot down, but the pout was immediately erased with a kiss by Kikwang. Doojoon pretended to choke at the scene, until Yoseob crawled to him and gave him a kiss too and he was immediately happy. Junhyung looked at Hyunseung, but Hyunseung ignored it. Junhyung sulked, muttering about stupid boyfriends that won't give him a kiss, causing the other two couples to laugh at him. Glaring at them, they shut up.
"I have good fashion sense. All your fashion sense sucks so I win."
"Ahem."
"Except you, Seung."
Outbursts of whines happened all again. Hyunseung sighed, for god knows how many times that day, and threw his book aside, finally joining them in their weird conversation.
"I'm sure I have the best fashion sense, Jun."
"No way, babe. I can totally beat you in fashion sense."
Hyunseung quirked an eyebrow, standing up and went to their shared room, grabbing a nurse uniform [don't ask how he got it, really] and threw it at Junhyung. With an arrogant smirk, he sat down beside his lover, purring seductively as the other four snickered.
"If you dare to wear that, then I'll say you have the best fashion sense."
".........I give up."
With that said, Hyunseung got the second point as well.
The third criteria, was to have the diva [AKA bitchy attitude and face] went to Hyunseung as well. All of them literally gave in to Hyunseung, seriously, who can resist this awesome yet bitchy face? He won hands-down. They didn't bothered to continue the next criteria, since all of them kind of gave up about chasing after the Diva role. They just gave up, just like that. Although Dongwoon was still complaining that he totally deserved the Diva role, kicking the closest can he could find. Unfortunately....
It wasn't empty.
And it was Junhyung's coke can. With a growl, Junhyung went after Dongwoon, cursing at the loss of his coke while the maknae screamed [like a girl] and hid in the bathroom. Doojoon just grabbed Yoseob and walked to their shared room, mumbling something about tired and Yoseob and sleep. The door closed, and the sound of the lock could be heard, and god knows what happened in there anymore.
Seemed like Dongwoon have to sleep in the bathroom for the night, since Junhyung is refusing to leave the door until he get his revenge.
Hyunseung turned to Kikwang, nudging the younger male, who was having a grin on his face.
"Why did you bother to start the whole diva thing? You already knew that I was the one meant for it."
"I just want to see them quarreling over a position they can't get~"
"You're evil, Kikwang."
"You enjoyed it too, Seung. I can tell~"
"Heh."
Yeah, just another peaceful day at the Beast dorm. Totally.
Pairing: Junhyung/Hyunseung, Doojoon/Yoseob, Dongwoon/Kikwang, but not much so OT6 fits better. ;D
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kikwang popped the question, and now, watching as these bunch fights for the title of 'DIVA'.
Author Notes: It's kinda crack. Don't ask. >.>
It was a peaceful day at the Beast dorm, all six of the members were being particularly lazy as they scattered across the living room. Not such a big deal, after all, it was rare that they got a whole day free after days and days, weeks after weeks of promoting their newest album 'Lights Go On Again'. Junhyung flipped the channels on the television again and again, ignoring the protests that came out from the other members when they saw their own favorite program.
"Yah! Yong Junhyung! I wanted to watch that soccer match, damn it!"
"Junniiiieeeeee! IU is on that music show just now!!"
"Junhyung-hyung! Go back!! I saw Narsha-noona!!"
"YAH! Shut up! Can't you see that I'm busying flipping the channels?!"
Four of the members started bickering over the television shows, no, scrap that, more like two were whining like kids while the other two shouted at each other just because they can. Hyunseung glanced up from his book, staring as the scene slowly unfold before his eyes. Doojoon tackled their rapper and tried to pin him down, only to have Junhyung fighting back until the two were rolling across the wooden floor in a childish squabble. The two maknaes' eyes glinted when they saw the abandoned remote control, hands reaching out to grab it. Both of them grabbed the remote at the same time, both wanting to see their idols on the television screen.
Yoseob pouted, staring at Dongwoon with large puppy eyes and aegyo leaking out of him, floating around him as he tried to make Dongwoon give in. Obviously, it doesn't worked. In fact, Dongwoon gave the exact same face back to Yoseob, sparkling eyes that practically screamed 'hyunggggggg~' in a very pitiful tone, his bottom lip sticking out in a pout. It turned into a contest of aegyo, a really sickening one, Hyunseung would had concluded, as neither of them refused to back down, fighting over a stupid remote.
Hyunseung sighed and closed his eyes, rubbing his temples with a frown marring his face. Shutting his book and without opening his eyes, he tossed the book at the two maknaes' direction. The book hit Dongwoon on the head, causing the real maknae to groan in pain while Yoseob laughed at his misfortune, that was, until the book bounced off Dongwoon and hit him on his head. Luckily for the two, Hyunseung was reading a soft-covered book instead of his usual hard-covered ones, so it didn't caused that much damage. Yoseob let out a annoying whine, forgetting about the remote which flew out from their grasp when they were hit, but Hyunseung ignored them, pretending that nothing had happened.
The remote that brought so much trouble landed on Kikwang's face, causing him to curl up into a ball as he rubbed his aching face. Hyunseung face-palmed himself for his stupidity, how dumb could he get, thinking that throwing a book could shut all of them up? Instead, it had the opposite effect, the visual maknae, mental maknae and the real maknae were all protesting about Hyunseung being violent to them. Doojoon and Junhyung were still fighting, Doojoon holding the rapper against the floor only to have the feisty male tugging really hard on his hair, trying to force the other get off him. Hyunseung rolled his eyes, violence? Him? They had got to be kidding, Junhyung was so much more violent than him.
"Seriously, shut up, all of you."
Dongwoon pouted, and so did Yoseob, both of them pulling the puppy-eyes trick on Hyunseung. Hell naw, they would been incredibly stupid if they think Hyunseung will fall for that trick. He merely grabbed his book again, flipping to the page where he stopped and continued reading, ignoring everything around him. Once Kikwang had gotten over his shock of being hit in the face with a remote, he grinned, realizing that he had the remote under his control. He began to change the channels, earning two dagger glares being shot his way, not that he realized it.
The first channel that he flipped to was a music show, and Super Junior was on it. Well, mainly Heechul because it was his part in the song. Kikwang didn't waste a second as he changed the channel again, and he saw SHINee doing a interview, Jonghyun going on about how Key was being such a narcissistic diva only to receive a hard kick to the shin and insults of being short. Again. Kikwang paused, tilting his head as a light-bulb lit up above his head, before he spoke with so much innocence that even a puppy would seemed evil in his presence compared to him, and that was saying something.
"I wonder who is the diva in Beast~?"
Four pairs of eyes turned towards him, everyone except for Hyunseung because he couldn't be bothered, each of them staring at him with blank eyes as they pondered. Thanks to Kikwang, all Hell broke loose. Doojoon climbed off Junhyung, sitting down properly as he smirked arrogantly at everyone else.
"Of course it's me."
Junhyung snorted, pretty loudly to be exact, pushing himself up as he leaned against the wall. Everyone else gasped at his daring move, and by everyone, it doesn't include Hyunseung because Hyunseung isn't just anyone, and he doesn't really care about anything beside reading his book right now. Doojoon glared at the rapper with accusing eyes, folding his arms as his eyes narrowed further.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing~"
"You're itching for a fight, aren't you?"
"Bring it on!"
Doojoon didn't need any other word before he pounced onto the younger male, and they began wrestling on the floor. Doojoon grabbed Junhyung by the shoulder, and Junhyung being the cheating bastard that he always was, he tugged at Doojoon's hair, causing the leader to let out a ear-piercing screech. The other members just sighed, next time, these two shouldn't be alone, never. All they do is fight. The three maknaes sat down cross-legged as they watched their hyungs rolling about, taunts and insults flying out every few seconds as they clawed at each other, even so, they were smart enough to avoid the face area.
Hyunseung looked up from his book, before shaking his head and went back to reading. 'They really should find a better way of communicating, those idiots...' Despite being the second oldest, he did nothing to stop the fight. In fact, he never did, it was too bothersome after all. The three maknaes just watched in silence, before Dongwoon perked up and grinned.
"If Doojoon-hyung can't be the diva, can I be it?"
"Wait! Who says I can't be the diva?!"
"A leader can't be the diva, you moron."
"Yes I can! I'm totally diva material!"
"Yeah, and I'm not addicted to coke."
Junhyung just gave the leader a flat stare, ignoring the fact that his hand was still tangled in Doojoon's hair and still pulling at it quite harshly. Doojoon refused to accept Junyhung's reason, frowning so hard that wrinkles was starting to form. Rolling his eyes back, he summoned up all his strength and pushed the leader off, snickering when Doojoon landed on the floor with a thud and a few loud whines. Dongwoon didn't bother, still focusing on one question as he repeated it again and again.
"Then can I be the diva? Can I? Please? Pleaseeee?"
"NO. You're the maknae, you can't be a diva."
"But Junhyung-hyung!! That's not fair!!"
"You want fair? FINE."
With an irritated growl, he stormed to their shared bedroom and grabbed the small whiteboard and a marker, returning to the small ring of members. He threw the whiteboard down, glaring at everyone of them, as usual, the exception is Hyunseung, but mainly he was glaring at Doojoon and Dongwoon for being so stupid. Dongwoon flinched and pouted at the glare, but Doojoon merely glared back, he's the eldest after all. Yoseob and Kikwang shifted closer to the whiteboard, before staring at Junhyung with a confused look plastered onto their innocent faces. Junhyung began to explain.
"We'll write down the qualities of a diva, and then we'll see who fits the most among us, okay?"
They stared at each other, before nodding. It sounded like a good plan. It took them two freaking long hours before they finished writing down the so-called qualities by watching Heechul, Key and Jaejoong's behaviour very closely. Hyunseung still wasn't included in that circle, but instead, he had began to read a second book. A hard-covered book this time. Junhyung sighed and laid on his back, muttering along the lines of 'It's finally done for goodness sake' or something like that. Kikwang took up the whiteboard, reading outloud the first criteria that a diva needed.
"So... A diva needs to be pretty!"
"That's me! I'm totally pretty!"
At Dongwoon's loud outburst, everyone, including Hyunseung this time, turned and stared at him with a 'are you kidding' look. Well, seemed like the maknae really wanted the diva position, a lot. They stared at each other for a moment before bursting into laughter, Yoseob rolling on the floor clutching his aching stomach, Kikwang kicking his legs up in the air as tears leaked out from his eyes, Junhyung throwing his head back as he howled in laughter, Doojoon having his usual smirk as he pat the maknae on the back while he tried to stop the chuckles from his throat and Hyunseung was hiding his giggles behind his book. THe maknae, however, didn't find it funny at all. He pouted as he folded his arms, sulking like a llittle child.
The five hyungs paused in their laughing fit, feeling bad for teasing the maknae. Kikwang crawled over to Dongwoon and gave the younger a hug, kissing him on the forehead lovingly before ruffling his hair. Junhyung was still snickering but a smack from Hyunseung made him shut up. Dongwoon continued to pout, but he seemed to have calm down with the lovable Kikwang in his laps. Yoseob took a deep breath before he took the marker for himself and spoke.
"Yah, don't be sad, Woonie. You're pretty, really, but everybody knows that Hyunseungie is the prettiest."
Hyunseung frowned at the flowery compliment, but everyone agreed, even Dongwoon, as they nodded their heads. Nobody can deny Hyunseung's pretty face. Perfect milky skin, big doe eyes, pouty lips, no wonder the title of pretty boy goes to him instead of Dongwoon. With everyone's agreement, almost everyone cause Hyunseung still firmly insisted that he isn't pretty, Yoseob wrote on the whiteboard with a big font that said 'Hyunseung, 1 Point'. Going onto the second trait, Kikwang announced it pretty loudly.
"Okay, so, a diva needs to have good fashion sense."
"M---"
"Lady Gaga's style is not very good, Woonie."
Dongwoon pouted at being shot down, but the pout was immediately erased with a kiss by Kikwang. Doojoon pretended to choke at the scene, until Yoseob crawled to him and gave him a kiss too and he was immediately happy. Junhyung looked at Hyunseung, but Hyunseung ignored it. Junhyung sulked, muttering about stupid boyfriends that won't give him a kiss, causing the other two couples to laugh at him. Glaring at them, they shut up.
"I have good fashion sense. All your fashion sense sucks so I win."
"Ahem."
"Except you, Seung."
Outbursts of whines happened all again. Hyunseung sighed, for god knows how many times that day, and threw his book aside, finally joining them in their weird conversation.
"I'm sure I have the best fashion sense, Jun."
"No way, babe. I can totally beat you in fashion sense."
Hyunseung quirked an eyebrow, standing up and went to their shared room, grabbing a nurse uniform [don't ask how he got it, really] and threw it at Junhyung. With an arrogant smirk, he sat down beside his lover, purring seductively as the other four snickered.
"If you dare to wear that, then I'll say you have the best fashion sense."
".........I give up."
With that said, Hyunseung got the second point as well.
The third criteria, was to have the diva [AKA bitchy attitude and face] went to Hyunseung as well. All of them literally gave in to Hyunseung, seriously, who can resist this awesome yet bitchy face? He won hands-down. They didn't bothered to continue the next criteria, since all of them kind of gave up about chasing after the Diva role. They just gave up, just like that. Although Dongwoon was still complaining that he totally deserved the Diva role, kicking the closest can he could find. Unfortunately....
It wasn't empty.
And it was Junhyung's coke can. With a growl, Junhyung went after Dongwoon, cursing at the loss of his coke while the maknae screamed [like a girl] and hid in the bathroom. Doojoon just grabbed Yoseob and walked to their shared room, mumbling something about tired and Yoseob and sleep. The door closed, and the sound of the lock could be heard, and god knows what happened in there anymore.
Seemed like Dongwoon have to sleep in the bathroom for the night, since Junhyung is refusing to leave the door until he get his revenge.
Hyunseung turned to Kikwang, nudging the younger male, who was having a grin on his face.
"Why did you bother to start the whole diva thing? You already knew that I was the one meant for it."
"I just want to see them quarreling over a position they can't get~"
"You're evil, Kikwang."
"You enjoyed it too, Seung. I can tell~"
"Heh."
Yeah, just another peaceful day at the Beast dorm. Totally.