1st sentence from first (non meme) posting of each month:
Jan: Friday 15th saw the work Chirstmas party, I was only intending to stay for some drinkies and nibblies and to amble of homewards before the (bound to be intolerable) DJ started to ruin the evening.
Feb: A chap in our office has asked if there is anywhere in London where he can buy *legal* copies of stuff like Sigmaplot, Office etc for Windows XP - secondhand etc.
Mar: This morning I saw a young lady on the train into London.
Apr: Firstly, happy "being first in space" anniversary to comrade Yuri Gagarin (April 12th 1961.)
May: Wallet not in pocket when getting house keys afer taxi.
Jun: £400K for that?
Jul: They are at it again - "Made of Honour".
Aug: Originally thought to have become extinct about 70 million years ago until one was caught near Madagascar in 1938.
Sep: Hippo Ploppy Burpday to Mr Young and Mr Wells today, and to Mr Skyrme for tomorrow!
Oct: Is there anyone heading to the Harts event who could possibly give me a lift from a mainline station in the vicinity (Gloucester or Newport) seem to be the obvious ones.
Nov: Steampunk Dalek
Dec: Email from Amazon, tSB dispatched, delivery ETA 05/12/07