Comments | sackass: now that's a blast from the past

sackass

now that's a blast from the past

Apr 15, 2006 01:37

Tonight's Conan featured the single greatest moment of TV history to date.

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shyamsengupta April 15 2006, 16:37:09 UTC

Nooo I was going to watch it and me and Jess BOTH passed out right during it....

What happened?

claudiusthegod April 16 2006, 00:14:01 UTC

what happened?

sackass April 17 2006, 01:27:57 UTC

They were doing the bit where Conan talks to Schwarzenegger via satellite. They were talking about immigration. Conan says, "So you want to bulid a wall around the US?" and Arnold says, "No, I want to build a wall around the future! We have to protect ourselves from the mexiborgs and the chinabots who are cloning our jobs and sending them to the future! I will pretend to be a mexiborg and travel to the future where I will hang out near the time machines and say things like, 'Isn't it great being in the future? How about I go back to the present?' and the other mexiborgs will say, 'Don't you mean the past? He's from the past, get him!' Then, I will pull out my twin gattling guns and blow them away in slow motion. When the smoke clears I will look at the camera, take the cigar out of my mouth and say, 'Now that's a blast from the past.'"