I was thinking about how I use the word "dude" all too much. There needs to be a new word to replace dude. And fuck using "bro." I'm not some moronic frat boy with a backward ass baseball cap and polo shirt with the collar flipped up ( Read more... )

Luna: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh?
Miles: Right.
Luna: So then, what do you believe in?
Miles: Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.

Mr. Potato Head goes healthy.What is the fucking deal? Mr. Potato Head goes healthy? Last I checked, eating potatoes was not a bad thing for a person to do. The only time Mr. Potato Head could be considered reasonably unhealthy was before 1987, as they say in the article, when he used to weild a tobacco pipe. So what the fuck, America? Where are ( Read more... )

Costume party here on Friday? Yes, I think so.

Ok, so I went and saw DOOM tonight with Kyle and Sean. It was better than I expected, because most movies based off of video games are pretty much bottom of the barrel (Remember Super Mario Brothers ( Read more... )

I think Annette is having dinner with Bill Nye right around now.

Hella is coming back to Neumo's with the Dillinger Escape Plan on November 16.

Quiz time!
Do you know who this is?

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I don't want to explain this and ruin the surprise, just go to www.rickmoranis.com.