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My Converstation with AT&T During the conversion I use a scratchy quick talking New York accent similar to Jennifer Jason Leigh's accent in The Hudsucker Proxy ( Read more... )

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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Which makes you 90% compatible with bunda57@yahoo.com.

Which makes you 95% compatible with webmaster@penguin-fury.com

[ x ] Spell your first name backwards - Nehpets, nehpets are going to be huge, bigger than Furbies ( Read more... )

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I bought a new computer desk at Office Depot for only $80, but now I have to put it together. This will be a disaster.

Happy Birthday Ben!

I hope you have a good birthday!


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... but they'll let any butt-reaming asshole buy a video game console ( Read more... )