Because I'm that bored.
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"
Category Unknown
You don't fit into any of the above categories, so perhaps before you get angry or confused, check what other religion(s) you scored the highest on. For example, you might be a Christian-Pagan, or a Discordian-Wiccan. Just use a bit of logic. However, according to this test, you're simply 100% YOU. You don't fit into any of the world's boxes.
All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:
Fundamentalist Christian (You scored 0)
Holy Roller (You scored 0)
Average Christian (You scored 0)
True Christian (You scored 0)
Modern Satanist (You scored 1)
Theistic/Traditional Satanist (You scored 0)
Luciferian (You scored 0)
Devil Worshipper (You scored 0)
Atheist (You scored 1)
Agnostic (You scored 1)
New Aged/Wiccan (You scored 2)
Pagan/Occultist (You scored 2)
Discordian (You scored 0)
Category Unknown (You scored 3)
These results are very...not shocking.