When the "Evil Overlord List" happens to you

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For those not as geeky as me, the "Evil Overlord List" is a spoof list of "what I will do when I am an evil overlord" and lists how to avoid the most common and stupid mistakes comic book/movie villains usually make; the list can be found by Googling it and one form is at Read more... )

Comments

[lorrraine]

Hi,

Having washed your "tighty whiteys" roomie, I think that the thief was probably deranged.

Thanks,
Lorrraine

re: deranged underwear thieves

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And having had to wear tightywhiteys most of my life sovfar I can say the thief was certainly a masochist :)--Cynthya

[holographicjoe]

Perhaps the person was loking for underwear and happened on the wallet by chance. Stranger things have happed.

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re: underwear vs. wallet

[sacredsideshow]

Hi there! Thanks for writing me as uusually you just get a "you're in this group" message :)
And thanks also for a funny theory.
Trouble with it is, why the thief would want *those* underwear. While perfectly clean and all, they were "tightywhiteys." Hell, I didn't want em myself, and they were my underwear. I'm trying to figure out what sexy unerwear a hermaphrodite with nonstandardly proportioned genitals can find :)--Cynthya

Re: underwear vs. wallet

[holographicjoe]

Hmmmmm....shorts fetishist who didn't know they were clean?

Someone so erotically obsessed with you that he or she stole your underoos?

Girl thongs in large sizes? You could cinch the straps, but you'd have a large patch. Or boy thongs in small sizes; same idea. OR! Those lacey bloomer type things from, what, Victoria's Secret? Those'd do the job. : D