005 // bitch and moan

[sacrificestogod]

[Have the Jashinist symbol doodled in various places all over the page- some tiny, some big. Someone is bored.]

This fucking sword isn't right.

I need a new weapon. No more bullshit like daggers and shit. Something bigger.

I'm fucking bored as hell.

Comments

[its_me_hooray]

Hey, HEY, watch your fuc mouth! There are kids here!

If you're bored, go read a book or do push-ups. I recommend doing both at the same time, and then you'd get your mind and body in shape at the same time!

[sacrificestogod]

I don't give a fuck if there are kids here, dipshit.

[its_me_hooray]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is something the matter? Don't get all pissy!

Look, if something happened in the past, lack of a father's love, a woman left you, or you just didn't get that pony you always wanted... it can happen here! I work on the farm, and can get you that pony.

I, uh, don't know too many women with an interest in the lovey stuff. I don't know your dad, either.

...Wait, do I even have one? Oh, I bet he was so awesome and super cool. Did lots of back flips. What do you think your dad was like?

[sacrificestogod]

[And, for a while, he just stares at his fucking journal. Night, that was a bit much for him to process.]

Like I fucking know. The only father I give a shit about is Jashin.

And ponies are for pussies.

[fewterer]

Go clean the floor for me.

[sacrificestogod]

Fuck you. Clean the floor your damn self.

[fewterer]

It's your job. Do it.

He's bluffing, zombie.

[sacrificestogod]

Fuck that. I fucking quit, then. I'm not your fucking bitch.

[suffercircuit]

...What do being bored and having the right weapon have to do with each other?

/THREADJACK

[its_me_hooray]

You think he wants to juggle? See, if you have the wrong weapon - being too heavy or too light - then you'll mess up all the time.

I find that having objects around 1-2 pounds a piece is about just right.

/threadjacks the threadjack

[crownofsnow]

...That's not what he wants a weapon for I think.

[suffercircuit]

[a long, looong pause]

I-- I guess that's a possibility. Does that mean he's been juggling daggers? Isn't that dangerous?

[crownofsnow]

If you're that bored, isn't the wilderness a warzone right now?

oh god Hidan with a machine gun and grenades.

[sacrificestogod]

That sounds like it could actually be interesting.

That's scary. Very scary.

[crownofsnow]

Explosions and the like.

>D

[sacrificestogod]

Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll be heading down there soon.

[grinninggrifter]

You really need to work on expanding your vocabulary.

[sacrificestogod]

Fuck you.

[grinninggrifter]

Precisely what I'm talking about.