I need stupid, ugly friends

[sad_fountain]

Alas, I have said goodbye to yet another gorgeous, super-smart girlfriend as she strikes out to make her fortune overseas. This time I'm sending a dear friend and Fulbright scholar to Berlin, Germany. She and her dead clever husband will go to Munich for a six-week intensive German language course (though they both speak German already) and then

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[qamar]

Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. :(

So much love from me! I don't have any of my girls with me in Brissy, so I miss you and understand the frustration. Grrr! xoxo

[sad_fountain]

Love and miss you, too, darlin'. Hopefully we'll get to see each other soon!

[meleah]

I would protest with my homely and dullness but I suspect the real problem is that you're so friendly and welcoming and kind yet interesting and fascinating and bright and kind that you are continually inundated with bright, lonely, women who just would love a friend to talk to. All you have to do is stop being awesome and the problem will go away.

See? I solved it for you!! yay!!

...um.

[sad_fountain]

Have you suddenly become homely and dull? When did this happen???

I realize you were trying to help, but you've just started me on a fresh round of pining for you. Now I have to go and make some tea, watch a rerun of BSG and top it off with a gin and tonic...

[meleah]

Haha, I've just been watching BSG again too!

Rocktober, m'dear.