Voicemail

[saddeserthermit]

"You have reached the communications device of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Please leave a message."

Beep.

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April Fool Phones 2015

[talentforlying]

[From here.]

"Sweetheart, if you need help to be steered away from assholes, STDs are the least of your worries. An STD you can medicate. An asshole is forever."

[imafuturist]

[from here]

"Who is sending you booty calls? Do we need to discuss this? Because I really don't think I'm equipped to discuss casual sex with you." A beat. "Please don't tell me you found Tinder. Stay off Tinder. Or Grindr. Don't look that one up. I'm calling Pepper. She's better at this."

[saddeserthermit]

[[ to here ]]

[gavegoodface]

After he managed to stop laughing, Face saved the message for later, and tried to come up with a good reply.

"You forgot that the dolls also have amazing cocks and no refractory periods."

Obi-Wan wouldn't be shocked to learn that this was at least in part Isabela's fault.

[saddeserthermit]

[[ to here. ]]

[throughaphase]

[From here]

"Excuse me, I did not volunteer my assets at you. in fact, even if I wasn't taken, you would not be my booty call. That'd be so weird."

[nuclear_snide]

(From here!)

"Hitting on Kenobi? Why on earth would I do that? And I don't kiss much of anybody with this mouth these days, thank you very much for rubbing it in."

[saddeserthermit]

[[ and around she goes... ]]