Transmutation

[sadearthmonkie]

My flowers appear to have transmuted into pigeon poop. I suspect pigeons are responsible.

Comments

[idunn]

Dear Earth Simian,

Are you dead? Your insights on such important topics as life and Invader Zim are sorely missed.

Also, I am holding the leader of your squirrel terrorist brigade hostage.

signed, the Cat

[eightbitguy]

I second this, a year later.

[sadearthmonkie]

Robert's Rules of Order have no place here. None!

[sadearthmonkie]

Fact: Boston squirrels are friendly but oddly slow.