i showed my friends that and we were all 'WE HAVE TO MAKE RAINBOW CAKE. NOW' so we drove to the store at like three in the morning for cake mix and eggs :B
oh dude i was drinking what ever the fuck was put in front of me. thats the first time ive ever been blackout drunk
normally im real good about watching myself, stopping when i need to, etc, but it was my twenty-first and i had several people who promised to look after me so i threw all caution to the wiiiiiind.
dan was telling me 'yeah once we got to the buffet you had a sex with an alligator.'
i was all 'wut :/'
at least i stayed happy and not angry or obnoxious.
NO SIR WE LEARNED FROM YOUR MISTAKE. WE DID HAVE NEON FOOD COLOURING THOUGH :D
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ahaha this post has ALL THE ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD
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oh dude i was drinking what ever the fuck was put in front of me. thats the first time ive ever been blackout drunk
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but it was your 21st so i mean, who even cares :D
DID YOU CEMENT GUMMY WORMS TO YOUR PAN?
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dan was telling me 'yeah once we got to the buffet you had a sex with an alligator.'
i was all 'wut :/'
at least i stayed happy and not angry or obnoxious.
NO SIR WE LEARNED FROM YOUR MISTAKE. WE DID HAVE NEON FOOD COLOURING THOUGH :D
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