Alright smartass. As far as jerky all you need to get is the meat. Beef, chicken, turkey, whatever you like. Keep in mind the jerky process takes awhile. Let me know what you decide. Or if you like deer I have about 8lbs of meat in the freezer that I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with it.
Scooty and Drago will be setting up journals sometime today or if not today sometime this weekend.
Hey, I don't know who you're confusing me with. I got no problems about eating Bambi. Them forest critters is good eating. And Bambi's pretty good eating too if you know what I mean and I think you do.
As for the rest of the critters, I'll work on it. I'm not in any rush or anything and I know you're busy and all. I just like busting your balls and calling you a no jerky bringing son-of-a-bitch, you no jerky bringing son-of-a-bitch.
I knew a stripper named Bambi but sadly I never got to taste her. LOL
Whatever you decide is fine with me and the jerkyify machine. I have to decide what to call you since you are into calling me a no jerky son of a bitch let's see I may have to call upon the others for help.
Well let me tell you alittle something if you have time to keep your eye on me that only means that you are wasting time that could be spent with your old lady. HA.
I'm here to offer wait I mean offend as many people as I can.
Hey I just got off the phone with your old lady and she said Mike is going to Camp Granny's this weekend. My question is what "STUFF" are you and Tee going to do this weekend?
Aww poor baby hims wife has a headache. Then hand her ass the bottle of advil and waiting 30 minutes. Have we not taught you anything. Damn Sal come on you've only been married for what almost 2 years. I thought you was the man stand your ground tell her!
Don't worry once you are done telling her we will visit you in the hospital. Cuz you know Tee don't go for that shit.
I'd be takin' my ass to Sam's club and stocking up on the advil and keep a backup bottle in the bedroom just in case. Give her the advil before you eat dinner that way she can't complain of a headache later on.
Take it from us the masters of getting laid. Seein' as we couldn't laid if crawled up a chicken's ass and waited.
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Scooty and Drago will be setting up journals sometime today or if not today sometime this weekend.
We have finished the painting so HA.
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As for the rest of the critters, I'll work on it. I'm not in any rush or anything and I know you're busy and all. I just like busting your balls and calling you a no jerky bringing son-of-a-bitch, you no jerky bringing son-of-a-bitch.
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Whatever you decide is fine with me and the jerkyify machine. I have to decide what to call you since you are into calling me a no jerky son of a bitch let's see I may have to call upon the others for help.
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Good to see ya though. I'll just keep an eye on you so's I can tell Drago what you're up to.
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I'm here to offer wait I mean offend as many people as I can.
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If you get on my nerves I'll just tell Tee to put the smackdown on you. No more cake, how do you like them apples?
Glad you're here though, just don't scare the little kids.
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Don't worry once you are done telling her we will visit you in the hospital. Cuz you know Tee don't go for that shit.
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Take it from us the masters of getting laid. Seein' as we couldn't laid if crawled up a chicken's ass and waited.
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