Do not let them mock at small weener!

[sadisticorange]

I think Spam is becoming more creative over the years, and they have mildly better grammar as well. Case in point, I just emptied my spam box of 105 message (mostly telling me my penis is too small) and I though I'd give you a sample:

Deeper penetration is possible now Penetration into what? Perhaps this refers to the oil crisis and is explaining

Comments

[penguinfancier]

I get the trouser mouse one, too! It's my favorite.

[runnaway753]

Trouser mouse?? LOL!

This was amusing all the way around. Most of my spam just has random garbage in the subject line, and when you open them they're pretty direct. Not as creative. If I must get spam, I think I'd prefer creative spam...