tattoo hell or an average saturday at spanky's

[sadisticsiren]

ok, so i had to work saturday at the [tattoo] shop on saturday. the day started off normal enough, a few people showed up before the doors were even opened, ya know, normal stuff. so the boss gets there, bob called out so it'll be an early day [wooooo!]. so we go inside and our day begins. pretty soon the phone starts ringing and i'm assaulted by a

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[squishy_candy]

I always hated dealing with drunk customers when I worked retail. They would always come in and stumble over everything then try to get you to go on a date with them. I hated it. (this is gummi)

[sadisticsiren]

gummi!! *squishes* dude, this guy was just insane. he kept getting all close and talking in my face. i coulda got drunk from his fumes. it was gross.

[prismdragon]

It may be gross but they're the funnest type customers ever... or perhaps I can stay that because I never actually worked in the sales/retail/service business; but still, I nearly piss myself from laughter everytime one of them sum'bitches walk (stumble) in.

[sadisticsiren]

he was pathetic, but given that the shop isn't exactly spacious and that me and the boss were the only ones there, it made it kinda creepy. the guy was trying to follow the boss upstairs, he kept trying to get in the back. he was like leaning through the window and he even tried to snatch the phone out of my hand while i was talking to a customer. yea, creepy.

[mirage_knight]

Have you ever felt tempted to get a drunk in the procedure chair then when he's passed out tattoo a cock on his cheek?

[sadisticsiren]

surprisingly, no. i've thought about killing them, throwing them out on their asses, but never having something tattooed on them. it's actually a good idea. i'm gonna have to have a talk with my boss. haha!