Card Fight. :)

[sadisticsquirrl]

i_am_marky challenges sadisticsquirrl to a fertility test.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch i_am_marky fightCOMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch sadisticsquirrl fighti_am_marky is found to be sterile, and leave quickly for a chat with their wife and kids. sadisticsquirrl wins.i_am_marky has been defeated by sadisticsquirrlHowever the comotion has awoken i_am_marky's parent lovelyoliverlovelyoliver challenges sadisticsquirrl on a matter of ambiguity.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch lovelyoliver fightCOMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch sadisticsquirrl fightsadisticsquirrl defeats lovelyoliver in a suitably ambiguous way.lovelyoliver has been defeated by sadisticsquirrlHowever the comotion has awoken lovelyoliver's parent spurious_fellowspurious_fellow challenges sadisticsquirrl on their honesty.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch spurious_fellow fightCOMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch sadisticsquirrl fightsadisticsquirrl admits to having stolen all the pies, such honesty puts spurious_fellow to shame.spurious_fellow has been defeated by sadisticsquirrlHowever the comotion has awoken spurious_fellow's parent remotegoatremotegoat challenges sadisticsquirrl to prove their social status.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch remotegoat fightCOMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch sadisticsquirrl fightsadisticsquirrl quickly forms a random policitcal party and gets elected to the House of Commons, remotegoat finds their council tax bill increased 20 fold and accepts defeat.CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN
SADISTICSQUIRRL SCORED: 4/4 (100%)You have defeated all players at this level.Congratulations you have been awarded an ultimate fighter level of 4Future games will be harder I'm afraid!