AC novel spoiler alert and rage alert

[sadlygrove]

From the ACWiki and a discussion here: http://nothingtrue.livejournal.com/169757.html

In 1217, Altaïr, his wife Maria and their son Darim left for Mongolia to deal with the rising and threatening Genghis Khan, and Malik was left in control of the order. Eight years later, Abbas Sofian,

Comments

[junkeemunky]

I can't believe people consider these canon. For me, if it's not in the game, IT'S NOT CANON. Also, it's written like shit.

[sadlygrove]

I just don't understand who would write such AWFUL THINGS BECAUSE HE ALREADY LOST A GODDAMNED ARM AND BROTHER 4 MINUTES INTO THE GAME, IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

[junkeemunky]

UBISOFT JUST KEEPS KILLING MY OTP'S.

[shuraiya]

I agree with this! D:

[shuraiya]

WHAT THE FUCK

[djsoliloquy]

lol never thought the ornithology harpoon tag would get such appropriate and relevant usage.

Because WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

...pretty much had to go sit in a corner under a blanket yesterday after reading the wiki. BEHEADING? What the hell why was that necessary.

And after this I'll be shocked if they let Ezio survive Revelations. Although hopefully they like him marginally more than, oh, EVERYONE IN THE FIRST GAME JESUS CHRIST.

MEANWHILE

[djsoliloquy]

Re: MEANWHILE

[sadlygrove]

Jesus, seriously. Like. Who okayed this? I NEED TO KNOW.

Rocks fall, Ezio dies. The end.

Or: A wizard did it.