Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

[sadlysatire]

Finally got Lucky moved yesterday. I really like the new place. Right on Erwin Road - lots of acres and nice folks. I met a lady today named Penny who said her daughter couldn't see symbols so she failed math. But other than that, she was brilliant. Interesting

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hahaha

[anonymous]

I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!!! But i wont tell bc it says i cant!

[anonymous]

I know where it's from, aye. But I guess I shouldn't say the answer right here, so I'll just keep it all to me onesy. Talk to me later and we'll chat about it.
Cherrio.

Em

it's that crazy bitch,

[kelesh]

who Donnie told to forcibly insert the card into her anus. Anyway, it's from Donnie Darko, I win, now you owe me.

HAHAHA SPARKLE MOTION!!

[anonymous]

omg, I miss donnie darko. I shall now recite my favorite part of that movie..

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

man Im a loser

~Matty McWalsh