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I don't know why I find this so amusing, but I do: look the PC guy/Mac guy ads are in different languages!! It makes me laugh.
Spanish
German
Japanese
Japan wins.
ALSO HEROES IS KIND OF A COOL SHOW NOW????!
The Strange Questions Survey
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Wow, that is strange... no.
2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
Once in a bar bathroom, it was terrible.
3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated?
One year older, one year younger
4. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert?
No
5. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
No
6. If so, how did that turn out?
N/A
7. Ever been in a car wreck?
When I was younger. It was kind of upsetting, from what I remember
8. Were you popular in high school?
Not at alllll
9. Have you ever been on a blind date?
No, unless you count Eric and Em fixing me up with Max. That wasn't really a date though.
10. Are looks important?
Yes.
11. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
Not really, except for one (Hi Onechan!). I can't seem to hold on to most friendships very long.
12. By what age would you like to be married?
Never. Marriage is for suckers.
13. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
Depends on the person, really. If it did, it wouldn't ever be in a bad way.
14. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex?
Not sure what "sacrifice" entails... Though I have passed off a crush so that a friend could get them instead. I guess that could count.
15. Have you ever made a mistake?
So many. I really wish I hadn't made that one mistake recently
16. Are you a good tipper?
I try to be, yeah. I have too many friends in the service industry to not be a good tipper, really. Those kids work so hard.
17. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
Forty dollars, but I cut my own hair nowadays.
18. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes
19. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
No
20. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
I don't know what that means
21. Have you ever singed off your eyelashes?
No, though once I did burn my hair a little while trying to light a cigarette
22. What was the worst hairstyle of the 80's?
I think eighties hair has been made fun of enough. I do think we should start making fun of emo hair immediately, though.
23. Have you ever peed in public?
No
24. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Irish drinking songs (I want a huge crazy wake instead of a funeral)
25. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
Eventually
26. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Macaroni and cheese, chicken nuggets, broccoli and a glass of milk.
27. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles
28. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
I dunno... someone who's really sick and doesn't wanna live anymore.
29. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Beer, it's much more casual. And I don't get shitfaced as quickly, which is a good thing.
30. Do you have any phobias?
Bigots, apathy, stagnation
31. What are your plans for the future?
Eat, sleep, learn, die.
32. Do you walk around the house naked?
No, I don't think my roommates would appreciate that... lol
33. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends, but not much generally
35. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
I tend to go for the ones with dark-colored hair
36. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf
37. Do you have any special talents?
No
38. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
I don't think I have a "favorite". Though I do find talking shit to be an incredible outlet for frustration.
39. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
It probably had Donald Duck in it
40. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Say hello to the animals.
41. Do you like horror or comedy?
Horror is more entertaining, but a well-done comedy is more moving.
42. Are you missing anyone?
Everyone, all the time. I've been feeling particularly lonely these days. That's for another mopey journal entry, though.
43. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
I'm not straight
44. Where do you want to live when you are old?
Philadelphia
45. Who is the person you can count on the most?
My brother
46. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Greta Garbo
47. Favorite drinking game?
The only one I've enjoyed was Kings
48. What did you dream last night?
I dreamt that the cat ate my deodorant
49. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Any sport really, as long as I'm invested in one of the teams (e. g. the Eagles or the Mets)
50. Do you like someone?
Just about every damn survey I do nowadays asks this question. I refuse to answer it anymore because it makes me sad and angry.
Spanish
German
Japanese
Japan wins.
ALSO HEROES IS KIND OF A COOL SHOW NOW????!
The Strange Questions Survey
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Wow, that is strange... no.
2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
Once in a bar bathroom, it was terrible.
3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated?
One year older, one year younger
4. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert?
No
5. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
No
6. If so, how did that turn out?
N/A
7. Ever been in a car wreck?
When I was younger. It was kind of upsetting, from what I remember
8. Were you popular in high school?
Not at alllll
9. Have you ever been on a blind date?
No, unless you count Eric and Em fixing me up with Max. That wasn't really a date though.
10. Are looks important?
Yes.
11. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
Not really, except for one (Hi Onechan!). I can't seem to hold on to most friendships very long.
12. By what age would you like to be married?
Never. Marriage is for suckers.
13. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
Depends on the person, really. If it did, it wouldn't ever be in a bad way.
14. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex?
Not sure what "sacrifice" entails... Though I have passed off a crush so that a friend could get them instead. I guess that could count.
15. Have you ever made a mistake?
So many. I really wish I hadn't made that one mistake recently
16. Are you a good tipper?
I try to be, yeah. I have too many friends in the service industry to not be a good tipper, really. Those kids work so hard.
17. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
Forty dollars, but I cut my own hair nowadays.
18. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes
19. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
No
20. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
I don't know what that means
21. Have you ever singed off your eyelashes?
No, though once I did burn my hair a little while trying to light a cigarette
22. What was the worst hairstyle of the 80's?
I think eighties hair has been made fun of enough. I do think we should start making fun of emo hair immediately, though.
23. Have you ever peed in public?
No
24. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Irish drinking songs (I want a huge crazy wake instead of a funeral)
25. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
Eventually
26. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Macaroni and cheese, chicken nuggets, broccoli and a glass of milk.
27. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles
28. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
I dunno... someone who's really sick and doesn't wanna live anymore.
29. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Beer, it's much more casual. And I don't get shitfaced as quickly, which is a good thing.
30. Do you have any phobias?
Bigots, apathy, stagnation
31. What are your plans for the future?
Eat, sleep, learn, die.
32. Do you walk around the house naked?
No, I don't think my roommates would appreciate that... lol
33. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends, but not much generally
35. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
I tend to go for the ones with dark-colored hair
36. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf
37. Do you have any special talents?
No
38. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
I don't think I have a "favorite". Though I do find talking shit to be an incredible outlet for frustration.
39. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
It probably had Donald Duck in it
40. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Say hello to the animals.
41. Do you like horror or comedy?
Horror is more entertaining, but a well-done comedy is more moving.
42. Are you missing anyone?
Everyone, all the time. I've been feeling particularly lonely these days. That's for another mopey journal entry, though.
43. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
I'm not straight
44. Where do you want to live when you are old?
Philadelphia
45. Who is the person you can count on the most?
My brother
46. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Greta Garbo
47. Favorite drinking game?
The only one I've enjoyed was Kings
48. What did you dream last night?
I dreamt that the cat ate my deodorant
49. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Any sport really, as long as I'm invested in one of the teams (e. g. the Eagles or the Mets)
50. Do you like someone?
Just about every damn survey I do nowadays asks this question. I refuse to answer it anymore because it makes me sad and angry.