fuckin' spazzzz!

[sadpixeleyes]

Ok, I don't see how I've managed to live this long. I'm a total fucking dumbass clutz and I'm forgetful. One night last week I left a can of Diet Dr. Pepper in the freezer and it exploded all over the place! Fucking 12 ounces looks like a lot more all splattered in your freezer. Last Wednesday before class I was trying to microwave some beets

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[garagedream]

Haha sorry, but the Dr. Pepper thing was funny.

[sadpixeleyes]

it is, but I think I have early onset of some debilitating disease.

[then_god_is_7]

oh yeah? one time i was really pissed off and i punched a can of orange soda til it busted open... it fucking went EVERYWHERE. it was on the floor, the walls, everything! and it cut up my hand. haha, what a loser am i.

[sadpixeleyes]

hahahaha, that made me feel better.

[then_god_is_7]

don't laugh at me, you bitch!!

[sadpixeleyes]

shut the fuck up, honkey!

[shellimael]

Oh come now. So kitchen appliances don't like you. No one likes kitchen appliances, anyway. Kitchens are there to be messed-the-hell-up. That's why nobody puts microwaves and freezers in thier living room.
:D

[sadpixeleyes]

I LOVE YOU. :D