the seat ran down the face of ( Read more... )

babies are cake decor...

oblivion of social nuances...what are nuances?

milks morpine is not your fault

nostalgia, a venus fly trap

chew the real 24 times

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You can be closer to me than my own skin can but i will never know a thing about you.

a naked woman is an armed woman.

I think i saw god. No, it was just another target comercial.

me: the real followed me home from school today
can i keep it?
authority: no.
the real: ::bats eyes an pouts::
authority: still no.

does anyone remember last year when we hada rat in the dorm and reis roomate overreacted made a big deal about it ( Read more... )

there is a dead bird next to your waffles.

imagine yourself in the belly of a shrimp ( Read more... )

Hasty shins salivate about grass surefaces ( Read more... )

thankyou my lovies who made my 20th poped out of vagina day/week, not only painless but really wonderful. recieved so much undeserved love ...thankyou apparmentites for the party...rogue who sewd me mittens and the vegan fruit cake that kayla made (reallllly yummy) and the beautiful roses and i heart the rei nuts and sketchbook and everything and ( Read more... )

argyl sawx banana leg peels ( Read more... )