Hahaha, this makes me laugh:
The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator! Find out what your name would be had you been born to Sarah Palin!
"Jennifer, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
RUST MUSTANG PALIN
Who knows, Rust Mustang Palin you just might be president one day!"
Awesome. I always thought "Jennifer" was a bit plain.