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[saeng]

Title: Friendlier Than a Snapping Turtle
Author: saeng / wormstash @ tumblr
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Word Count: 6,130
Rating: R for language and a tiny bit of hanky-panky
Summary: Mechanic!Derek AU. Based on this photoset prompt that was going around tumblr. Teen Wolf human!AU: Derek is Stiles' hot mechanic and, oops, the jeep keeps 'breaking down'.

Comments

[xbriyeon]

this is ALL KINDS of wonderful. and ahahaha I loved babbling!Stiles and Derek's note, esp with the progressively larger "do. NOT. EVER. bother me at work again." so very IC. :D

[cugirl09]

Ah yes! I love love Derek's sassiness and Stiles! This is an AU but they are definitely in character!

[rebornxlambo]

“Fine,” Stiles draws out, exasperated, walking away from Derek and towards the garage door. “Fine, I'll just go out in the hundred-degree heat all by myself on the side of the road, where I could get hit and run over, and then I’ll be the long-lost ‘Barbeque Stiles’, sizzling on the tarmac, and it'll be all your fault because you needed your damn Mounds bar, and I will die alone and go to road-kill heaven, and people will say, ‘oh, that Stiles, he was such a nice boy! Too bad his mechanic was out to get him.’ Enjoy that being on your conscience, you big bag of unwanted car parts.”

Derek, how could you have thought of getting him away-- Now the two of you just have to get married

WHEN ARE THEY GETTING MARRIED, MRS. AUTHOR?

This was awesome, I loved it <3 Thank you for sharing!