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[saetari_mey]

I had to seduce the pizza delivery boy last night into a back ally under the pretenses of sexual favors since I didn't have any money. Right as he was starting to drop trou I foot swept him and he cracked his head against the building next to the wire fence. Keith Richards tried to stop it but that's when it turned really ugly

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[waistfire]

oh my god, i love it!

[cerulgalactus]

You are a mad woman. Yes, MAD!!!

[saetari_mey]

Gotta know when you're working then mister.
I'll give you a ring when the next movie get together gets together. Soon!

[garytheunicorn]

hey crazy lady, I switched journals for a bit:

light_pollution

be my friend please!

[saetari_mey]

But of course sweetcheeks!

[rhino777]

For some reason this reminded me that our intarweb-pr0n-blocking-server at work flagged glassnickelpizzza.com as sexually explicit the other day. NOW I KNOW WHO THE PERVERTS ARE!!!1