I have the worst BF's ever. My other Ex just asked me if I wanted to have a 3-some with him and his new gf. He was like... "i think i'm bi again". No offense.. but if you're with a gf.. and still want to be with a guy, then you're probably gay. ;P ( Read more... )

I said something to someone that I shouldn't have said last night. I don't feel bad about it though - it wasn't that mean really. Well... maybe it was. :\ I forget what I said exactly, lol. I'm not used to having alcohol mess me up that way. I think it's usually because I drink to dance. We mostly joked around and talked last night... it was ( Read more... )

Anyone want to debate this with me? Maybe take a stab, or two at defending our president?

Just replace Israel in the quote below with Iraq. I think it's pretty funny actually. Bush totally wouldn't be at peace with the US if he was another country. ;P

"I don't see how you can be a partner in peace when you advocate the destruction of a ( Read more... )

well, that was over quickly

My first favorite band just released a new album. :) I've listened to them on and off for like 8 or 9 years... wow. So far the album is just okay... I think some of the music is better but it's missing some of the humor in their other albums ( Read more... )

today was supposed to be my unlucky day. i hate the #22.
but it worked out okay :) < 3

shitty tasting wine is my new ambien. good night.

You are driving on the turnpike at 85 mph and you just want to end it all. You let go of the steering wheel and the car starts to drift. This is supposed to be a heart-felt act of despair and giving up. Perhaps the only thought in your mind that could save you is, "there's still hope". But you grab the steering wheel and regain control of the ( Read more... )

I want to make a 1800 number that says ( Read more... )

i copied this from someone on myspace. his result was 4% except he didn't say which one's he did/didn't do. that's pretty f'n crazy.

( Survey says i'm 61% virgin :P )

( survey )