what the french
So I don't think I can drink in public for a long time after last thursday.
You reeeeeeally don't want to know what I did. It's slightly hilarious.. but slightly ridiculous.
In the theme of my night,
"Suck it up and hold your pee." - Farrah
"If you wanna date a rock star, you better get used to falling off a stage, bitch." - Ashley
"I'm here for Bret. I'm not here for you. I want a cheeseburger." - Ashley
"People puke, and they poop their pants. I'll puke on your mom. Your mom loves it." -Ashley
"She looks like a recovering heroin addict that was dressed up by a couple of experimental monkeys." - Farrah
"Bret has brought us to a strip club and you have probably never even been inside one, you laaaame skank." - Farrah
"There's boobs and hair flying everywhere!" -Bret
"Listen. I can't even spell elimination. I don't even know where I am."
- Ashley
Bret: "I hope everyone had an awesome time at the concert."
Ashley: "I puked like, a lot."
"I go off of looks. Anyone can be like [mockingly] 'yeah, I love a good personality and someone who can make me laugh...' " - Kelsey
[Kelsey gets eliminated]
"I don't think she has any of my clothes; it's OK." - Ashley
"If you're in Penthouse spreading yourself, you're not holier-than-thou. *I* don't even show my cunt." - Farrah
You reeeeeeally don't want to know what I did. It's slightly hilarious.. but slightly ridiculous.
In the theme of my night,
"Suck it up and hold your pee." - Farrah
"If you wanna date a rock star, you better get used to falling off a stage, bitch." - Ashley
"I'm here for Bret. I'm not here for you. I want a cheeseburger." - Ashley
"People puke, and they poop their pants. I'll puke on your mom. Your mom loves it." -Ashley
"She looks like a recovering heroin addict that was dressed up by a couple of experimental monkeys." - Farrah
"Bret has brought us to a strip club and you have probably never even been inside one, you laaaame skank." - Farrah
"There's boobs and hair flying everywhere!" -Bret
"Listen. I can't even spell elimination. I don't even know where I am."
- Ashley
Bret: "I hope everyone had an awesome time at the concert."
Ashley: "I puked like, a lot."
"I go off of looks. Anyone can be like [mockingly] 'yeah, I love a good personality and someone who can make me laugh...' " - Kelsey
[Kelsey gets eliminated]
"I don't think she has any of my clothes; it's OK." - Ashley
"If you're in Penthouse spreading yourself, you're not holier-than-thou. *I* don't even show my cunt." - Farrah