x002| PRESENTS [Oh god backdated to Christmas]
[Every student ever got various candy canes. Some are peppermint! Some are jolly rancher! Some are chocolate! Some are soap! These very mysterious candy canes can be found in very mysterious places, more likely their coat pockets. Or their sock drawers.]
Jeff and Tony - This year Maxwell made you tea cups that keep your tea as warm and delicious as it was when you first steeped it! The cups are really gay nice and have their initials on the bottom. There are cookies inside. They each get gift certificate to that tea house in town, though it is actually more like a handwritten coupon promising a tea date on him. Free trip to tea house either way! Also mittens. They have Tessie on them. There is also a collection of cards from the boys back in Winters for both of them.
Hawke - Coffee. And a thumbs up.
Lash - He made you a thing. It is shaped like a cow. Why the hell did Maxwell make you a cow, Lash? Because we're exploiting science I don't give a damn if this makes no logical sense. You can open the side of the cow, and it looks a lot like a tiny fridge. If you put some milk in there and press that spot shaped button… the ~*~power of science~*~ uses ~*~scientific energy~*~ to make it perfectly fine for you to drink. …. SCIENCE And then Maxwell cured cancer. It is big enough for one quart of milk. Or a couple yogurt cups. Etc.
Kumatora - Well hello Secret Santa. There's no sign of the giver on the package, but she'll find a box with a Duster plush inside. It's from the latest giveaways the DCMC fanclub was having.
Lucas - A big giant scarf that is big enough for two. Yellow and red striped.
Meta Knight - A corner of their common room has been set up for an indoor rose garden. There are a few in bloom right now. It is powered with science.
Zelda - Hurr how does one shop for females. A small music box and some lilies. You can probably put small trinkets inside the box.
Vashta - Wow you are a mysterious lady. You get a small chocolate bouquet nom nom.
Goose - Some cat toys spread across his apartment MAYBE SURGE WILL GET THE HINT.
Melissa - This was curled up next to her on Kyle's pillow with a big red bow around it's neck. Purr purr purr. There is a small basket of necessities near the bathroom.
Kyle - The site with his moobs DDOSed and offline A big shiny magnifying glass oooooh. A gift certificate to the pet shop.
Falcon - Gift certificates to two different restaurants. One is pretty nice. The other is more like a food and arcade place. FOR HIS LADIES. And a pack of fancy, little umbrellas.
Ionia - SPIFFY SAFETY GLASSES. FOR SAFETY. THEY ARE SPIFFY.
Goroh - A rock garden ooh. Feel the zen ooooooh. Zeeeennnnnn.
Otacon - I dunno some sort of animus figure thing.
Samus - Since she seemed to like it so much last year, he got her ~more wine~. And a few things for her bike.
Jeff and Tony - This year Maxwell made you tea cups that keep your tea as warm and delicious as it was when you first steeped it! The cups are really gay nice and have their initials on the bottom. There are cookies inside. They each get gift certificate to that tea house in town, though it is actually more like a handwritten coupon promising a tea date on him. Free trip to tea house either way! Also mittens. They have Tessie on them. There is also a collection of cards from the boys back in Winters for both of them.
Hawke - Coffee. And a thumbs up.
Lash - He made you a thing. It is shaped like a cow. Why the hell did Maxwell make you a cow, Lash? Because we're exploiting science I don't give a damn if this makes no logical sense. You can open the side of the cow, and it looks a lot like a tiny fridge. If you put some milk in there and press that spot shaped button… the ~*~power of science~*~ uses ~*~scientific energy~*~ to make it perfectly fine for you to drink. …. SCIENCE And then Maxwell cured cancer. It is big enough for one quart of milk. Or a couple yogurt cups. Etc.
Kumatora - Well hello Secret Santa. There's no sign of the giver on the package, but she'll find a box with a Duster plush inside. It's from the latest giveaways the DCMC fanclub was having.
Lucas - A big giant scarf that is big enough for two. Yellow and red striped.
Meta Knight - A corner of their common room has been set up for an indoor rose garden. There are a few in bloom right now. It is powered with science.
Zelda - Hurr how does one shop for females. A small music box and some lilies. You can probably put small trinkets inside the box.
Vashta - Wow you are a mysterious lady. You get a small chocolate bouquet nom nom.
Goose - Some cat toys spread across his apartment MAYBE SURGE WILL GET THE HINT.
Melissa - This was curled up next to her on Kyle's pillow with a big red bow around it's neck. Purr purr purr. There is a small basket of necessities near the bathroom.
Kyle - The site with his moobs DDOSed and offline A big shiny magnifying glass oooooh. A gift certificate to the pet shop.
Falcon - Gift certificates to two different restaurants. One is pretty nice. The other is more like a food and arcade place. FOR HIS LADIES. And a pack of fancy, little umbrellas.
Ionia - SPIFFY SAFETY GLASSES. FOR SAFETY. THEY ARE SPIFFY.
Goroh - A rock garden ooh. Feel the zen ooooooh. Zeeeennnnnn.
Otacon - I dunno some sort of animus figure thing.
Samus - Since she seemed to like it so much last year, he got her ~more wine~. And a few things for her bike.