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[safetyglasses]

[Tuesday morning you might notice that a large chunk of the Science Wing has been completely decimated somehow? Looks like some sort of explosion took place! In the wee morning hours! GOLLY GEE I wonder how that happened. It looks an awful lot like that evening of destruction that happened at Snow Wood some years ago HMMMmmm...]

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THE NEXT DAY, EARLY MORNING

[things_go_boom]

[Have a very confused Lash in the labs wondering what the hell just...

Fuck, she exploded the entire place, didn't she..]

Re: THE NEXT DAY, EARLY MORNING

[safetyglasses]

[If he weren't in his room nursing a massive hangover, he'd probably inform you that this wasn't the case.

But he's in his room.

Nursing a massive hangover.]

Re: THE NEXT DAY, EARLY MORNING

[things_go_boom]

[OH, well. She's trying to clean up some broken mess. She could use the robots but half of them are broken and probably on the other side of the school at this hour. There's a really nice bottle that she recognizes! It was part of the ones they used to make the White Stuff. When she first met Maxwell...what the hell is she going to tell him. She reaches down to it and...cuts herself with the broken side.]

Owww!

[There's a small wound. It's not huge or anything but it hurts like a papercut. But now she has Hawke incredibly angry at her. Half the school thinking she is nuts, Zapdos out of her team she just...plops herself on a semi-broken chair and stairs at the blood going down, not realizing she's also crying herself.]

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[safetyglasses]

[BUHHHHHHH he wakes up like the dead and there's a cat dragging him to the labs because JUMPING JUNIPERS something happened and meow meow meow meow meow meow...]

Gauss I really don't feel up to...

[Oh hello destruction how are you today.]

...this.

[He'll just. Stare at this. Sober up a little. Huh. Well. This was certainly a thing. He can tell through his bleary red eyes that this handiwork looks awfully familiar, and his mouth tastes gross and now its stupidly dry and hhhhhhhh. He hasn't seen Lash yet because he's busy shuffling around muttering bollocks but here have a cat winding around your legs, frolady.]

THE NEXT DAY, afternoon

[will_be_god]

*So Cyrus would have been all OMG WHAT THE FUCK if he was a more emotional man.

But he's not. So get some staring and shaking his head.*

[safetyglasses]

[SORRY MAN]

[blondprodigy]

[NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAIN. OH GOD. MAXWELL, IS MAXWELL OKAY.

ZOOM.]

[safetyglasses]

[MAXWELL IS WEEPING. ON THE INSIDE. OH HIS PAYCHECK...S...

He is using the Broom That Sweeps Up Horrendously Large Objects With Ease and Also Little Things and sweeping some of the debris into a very large pile.

HE STILL LOOKS LIKE SHIT.]

[blondprodigy]

[safetyglasses]

Oh. Jeff. Hello.

[Leaning on his broom and squinting at him. He points rather haphazardly in his general direction.]

Don't drink, Jeff. Don't drink and science.

[badasscopters]

[badasscopters]

[and yet all he thinks is 'oh god boss is gonna kill me, what if he thinks I didn't do my job to prevent this :|']

[safetyglasses]

[AS IF BOTH OF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SOMETHING SEVERELY STUPID WHILE INTOXICATED.

Oh god he is the worst role model for the children he is repenting so hard bawwww sweep sweep sweep.]

[sexyspyrouge]

[She was actually WORKING last night and didn't prevent it! Either cuz she was infatuated or she was too busy laughing her ass off at everybody else. Hey, some security cameras are more interesting than others, what can she say? But OH GOD, THE HIGHER-UPS!!!]

[swordonfire]

[METABRO... Is here for you. Don't mind him he's just going to. Grab that there broom. Sweep sweep.]

[safetyglasses]

[~*~OH METABRO~*~]