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[safetypininjury]

H4ppy H01id4yz!1!

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[poprocksandacid]

DON'T THE PEOPLE IN WALMART GO
'OMG LYK WTF'
?

ps you're cute

[safetypininjury]

This was actually TARGET for once! Shocking, I know!!
If they wtf'd, they did it in silence.

(I'm sure the people in the parking lot at Best Buy were wtf'ing as we crowded behind the Alaskan elves' ((who I named Twinkle and Finkle(((assuming there were two of them))) )) car trying to get a decent non glary picture in the freezing wet snow.)

PS. ONG SO ARE YOU. We should get married and make cute babiez@!#1

[poprocksandacid]

I THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE TARGET.
still.

i'm not but you're cute enough to make the babiez cute.

[safetypininjury]

GENIUS.
If they DIDN'T wtf, they're totally worthy of us.
In the neurotic department.
But we'll never know.

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Cute enough to STRETCH MY PAGE for!

[laxativecookies]

you are totally cute i want to have hot asain man sex with you.

:p

[safetypininjury]

Oh darn.

I'm all about the sex change, but I don't know how to go about the whole race transformation. Looks like it'll have to wait for a breakthough in plastic surgery and genetics!

[laxativecookies]

:(

can we just have boring american/australian lesbian sex then?

*sob*

lol

[safetypininjury]

Sorry sweetie, but my lesbian sex is reserved for another!

ps. Spanish Bombs by T3h Clash is a Christmas song as far as I'm concerned.

[iamphunk]

weeeeeirdo

[safetypininjury]

At least I don't go around putting things in people's coat hoods!

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[iamphunk]

Hahah, that was awesome.

[safetypininjury]

Yeah, I searched your journal for it the other day and showed it to my friend, who then added you.

...I'm not creepy.

[iamseeinggreen]

You're adorable.

[safetypininjury]

Thanks! =]

Your icon is raping my eyes.

[iamseeinggreen]

Your welcome

My icon is HOTT

[poprocksandacid]

spike is only hot with clothes on dude.

[satanslover]

this picture confuses me. how are those BIG SILVER BALLS being supported? are they like giant silver shoulderpads? and i'd like to see a candy cane somewhere in the mix too. you'd make a grand elf and trust me, that's a good thing.

[safetypininjury]

The three of them were tied together and the rope was behind my back. Giant silver shoulderpads sound cool though... Wait. No they don't. Well like, not for everyday use, but YEAH, they do. Shoot, there weren't any candy canes around.

A grand elf warrior? OH GOOD!