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Character: Randy "Ryo" Maclean
Series: FAKE
Age: 28
Job: Trip Leader
Canon: Randy "Ryo" Maclean is a Nice Guy. He gets along with children, donates his hard-earned money to charity, and completes his paperwork in a timely and orderly manner. Girls say he's sweet. Guys say he's swell. And while everyone says that Nice Guys finish last, Ryo's not doing all that bad for himself. He's got his own place, a kid to take care of, and a guy who's head over heels in love with him. Too bad Ryo's about as dense as a brick.
Despite being a fine member of the New York Police Department, Ryo's keen detective skills don't seem to extend outside of the job. He's almost completely oblivious to matters of the heart (and hormones) when relating directly to himself; it's only natural seeing as he's the type to always put others before himself. He's far from being an easy target though. Ryo's still a damn good cop who keeps his thoughts and emotions carefully guarded and has a bite to back up his bark.
Sample Post:
Hello, my name is Randy Maclean and I'll be your new Trip Leader. I've been assigned to organize field trips into the areas around camp in order to help everyone gain a better appreciation for the surrounding scenery and wildlife. Miss Director has said that camp already had a very fine and intimate appreciation of everyone, so it would only be fair to help campers do the same.
I'll admit, I don't have very much experience in this particular job, but the director has been helpful and given me a few self-help books. Though, some of the titles were a bit... misleading. "The Forest Touches Me" didn't turn out to be the sort of book I thought it would.
Hmm, some of these other books look a little more youth-friendly. Those other ones must have been slipped in by accident, though that doesn't explain why she had them in the first place. This is probably a question better left unanswered, actually. Oh, this one gives lists of suggested items to bring, even clothing. Now let's see... Ah, here we go! "It's advisable to bring along a light jacket for changing weather conditions and a hat to keep the sun out of your eyes. To keep your man's eye on you, try opening your shirt a little and rubbing suntan oil o-" ... H-hold on. I think we'll be skipping this section.
Ahaa... continuing on. First aid is also an important part of any outdoor trip. You never know when the unexpected injury will happen and it's best that we're all prepared to deal with whatever arises. A skill I'd like everyone to have some experience in is CPR. To instruct everyone on the proper procedures, I've found a training dummy out in the woods. A strange place to keep one, propped against a tree like that. It may be a little old and green and decaying but it'll do just fine for our presentation.
Lay out the body on a flat surface. Tilt the head back and check for signs of consciousness. Please don't check by shaking, strangling, kicking, or threatening to shoot the body. Or actually shooting the body. Remember, the point is to help people, not give them more problems. Now, if there are no signs of breathing, pinch the nose and cover the mouth with yours. Was this dummy smiling like that before? Then give two, one second breaths. Like thi-
... M-MMPH!!
Apping post goes here. wtf 95.8%.