Southern Living: Actual quotes from South Carolina partolmen

[safewrite]

These were taken off the police car videotapes:, and no doubt the officers were very polite when saying them. I can hear just about all of them and I can say is . . . yep. They'd talk just like this

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[retrobabble]

Hilarious! My favorite is the "Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

[bogwitch64]

Oh! That last one is NASTY mean! :)

[mount_oregano]

My brother-in-law is a Texas lawman. I can hear him saying these things totally politely. But saying them.