Comments | saffyre_dragon: Plans For The Evening

saffyre_dragon

Plans For The Evening

Aug 19, 2006 18:12

1. Strangle all of the screaming, screeching, yelling children playing in the swimming pool outside of my window...the ones that have been out there for at least 3 or 4 hours now ( Read more... )

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kickaha August 20 2006, 01:52:06 UTC

Modified plan:

Dress in skimpy clothing, and go swimming in pool. Husbands stare, wives get pissed, grab kids and go home.

You get a nice refreshing dip, *AND* silence.

;)

chaostiny August 20 2006, 02:13:23 UTC

I like this idea!

saffyre_dragon August 20 2006, 02:20:03 UTC

Deliciously devious and the first thing to make me smile all day.

kickaha August 20 2006, 02:21:23 UTC

*bow* My work here is done!

*rides triumphantly into the sunset*

*OWOWOWHOTHOTHOTHOTOWOWOWOW*

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chaostiny August 20 2006, 02:13:04 UTC

I understand all too well the high pitched drill that bores through your head... I have managed to chase away all the children who would dare scream anywhere in my vicinity... they know that loud playing is to be done anywhere but by my apartment... alas... I am moving to a new apartment in 2 days and will have to retrain said children... it should be easier now because they know me...
I hope your head feels better very soon:)

saffyre_dragon August 20 2006, 02:41:17 UTC

I thought this place was full of old retirees and now there are kids coming out of the woodworks. Guess I'm just a crotchety old lady and I need to pull out my cane to shake it at them. Those darn kids got no respect for their elders!

chaostiny August 20 2006, 06:13:58 UTC

OMG! Once I was using my cane due to a leg injury and I went outside with it to tell the kids to stop throwing rocks.... anyway, I heard one of the kids later tell their friend that the "mean old lady with purple hair" told them to stop... :) The cane seemed to be a nice touch I guess! *grin!*