this is why i love bbc news....

[safi]

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in

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[paintedpprglass]

Amusing, and weird, but also a little scary, because? He was arrested for masturbating (yes, that's all he was doing, using a freakin' prop) in his own bedroom!

Screw you, Britain. Stay out of bedrooms unless it's pedophilia. It's not like the bike needs to be protected.